Embarrassing one night stand moments

[youngmammy]

Just wondering about everyone else's tragic drunken mistakes creeping out of someone's house waking up think what the fuck. I once went home with someone very drunk full of Jack Daniels he had a micro penis if that wasn't bad enough having to fake it so it didn't make the situation awkward I then went to the loo with a explosive stomach off drinking too much made a mess of the toilet then realising it won't flushh !!! After being in there a rather long time dyeing of embarrassment I unlocked the door dashes downstairs and ran home out the front door leaving my shoes and a lovely surprises in the toilet 🚽

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Well that is definitely something else

You win!

Yeah you win!

I once went back to a hotel with some bloke. He also had a rather small penis too. After we did the deed his phone went. His mate then came sheepishly in the room and slept in the bed next to us. The next morning I had to do the walk of shame through a busy hotel in last nights clothes and get a taxi home. He gave me money towards the taxi (as the Hotel was about 6/7 miles outside the city 😳)

A one night stand in a local town and me and a group of friends had gone out in fancy dress.

We stayed in a nice hotel for the night(the guy paid)and I had to do the walk of shame out of this lovely hotel dressed as Mrs Christmas