Calling all pedants - sign in Morrisons, seen today....

[Smutti]

"In the cafe - coffee serving"

It's not me, is it? This conjured up images of a giant coffee bean preparing to take my order (and according to a rather superfluous sign, you "order hot food at the hot food order point", btw!)

oh that's a good one. I thought this was going to be another "8 items or less" thread. not that there's anything wrong with those but they do sap the imagination.

coffee serving is much more interesting.

maybe they're just inviting you to find the serving of coffee though. it's a shame there's only one.

I would pay good money to see that.

I love surreal signs.

there's a grafito near the cathedral in Granada which just says Juan (or some other man's name) you eat alone. in spanish obviously. I think it's great.

It's a lovely image, that coffee bean. I was reading Eve the other day, where they were telling you how to get a 'taught' stomach.

lol. my stomach is taught. It just hasn't been taught very well, that's all.

rofl

WTF? Coffee serving?! What the blardy hell does that mean?! Dear me!

Still remember a sign I saw years ago on the gates of a DIY warehouse. It said 'God's entrance' because one of the 'o's had dropped off. It was around the time there was a big debate about whether certain types of shops should be allowed to open on Sundays (this was a very long time ago!)!

Lol SraP!

I saw a fairly surreal sign in a newsagent's window a few weeks ago...it read "I have a harp. Now I just need someone to teach me how to play it. Tel:......."

Am I very naive? Is it code for some bizarre sexual fetish?

well how else would you go about finding a harp teacher?

like God's entrance. did godo mind about he falling o?