I know doorstop selling must be a crappy job, but........

[yorkshirepudding]

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rofl

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We had him too. Dh answered and tried to get me to deal with it. I hollered from upstiars 'We are with NTL so tell him to buggar off!"

I had one who arrived just as ds was yelling "I need a poo....and it's coming..!" He got a very polite but speedy dismissal.

LOL

The pooing one is a particularly convenient tactic

I once opened the door while breastfeeding. Bloke couldn't run fast enough

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No different line here. He prentened he had called last week and we were up for it. Acted all confused when dh said not.

Hey YP I could come round and pretend to be Gillian McKeith examining your DH's poo

"Och! It stinks! For goodness sake, what have you been eating? YP, salesman, come here and sniff this!"

Would that work, d'you think?

The bugger was, it was tonight, I had put ds to bed, and was just gawping at Gillian McKeith's fat brides (and her wizened little face) and eating a bowl of soup as dh was out. Bah.