Ladygarden topiary... am drunk so no name changing!! Veet..

[Flamesparrow]

"Bikini and underarm ready to use wax strips"

WTF won't they take my hair off???

Its the right length, I am suitably drunk so it doesn't hurt - I have made it very warm and stuck it on hard (it appears to be trying to take my skin off) - so why is all the bloody hair still there????

aww thanks - I got sick of being unknown again, and the sparrow part of me is very very there iyswim. I am definately not just the Flame as much as I would like to be

The knickers I need to control my jungle would be very large.

I'm not even drunk - I have no excuse for my random wrablings about pubic hair.

escaping form knickers not good. well, tis when is escaping from swimming cossie and you are not alone... yeah, not good.

i shaved all off once when about 18. yeurch. saw myself in mirror and freaked. stayed away form boyf/casual fuck for about 3 weeks till grew back. if hed wanted me like that id have thought him sick!

did the laser/ligh thing a couple of times for bikini line and underarms. you need about 8 sessions tho and the salon lost its license for machine and i moved and... damn. y'know, i never did get my money back

lmao - would offer you a glass of wine, but tis all gone .

wrablings - warblings. Think I prefer wrablings .

@ your lack of money back.

My DH (well, then DP) had the bright idea of the shaving me... we were both a little freaked out by it and it has never been suggested again!

I had a bottle of beer before - maybe it is having stronger effects than I thought

It took several times of reading your last message to actually see the r in the wrong place!

aw flame, (and youre right, the sparrowbit is important, butdoesnt sound affectionate to use whole name) ta for your likkle red face on my behalf

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Right, I am off to bed along with my vast topiary (until DD feels that she is lonely and intrudes the bed ).

Hope you sort out your hairs .

at least it can keep your DD warm

I think it was Twig who said earlier that that Flame bit sounds odd when its not an affectionate shortening.

I've been Flamesparrow for so long now, it does feel weird missing my little bird

i, otoh, am settling into my new name rather nicely

What was your old one (you feel familiar iyswim)

nappiesgalore.
dont think weve chatted much, but ive absorbed you a bit (oo-er!) lol. think youre nice.

Oooooooooooooooh!!! I know you!!! (And thank you )

for wrabling on about pubic hair?? no problem!

always good to wrable about pubic hair

LOL, have you remembered this, Flamesparrow!

was going to update but wasn't sure about bumping it...

I ended up with one teeny tiny really smooth patch (about the size of my little finger nail - as in the non-grown size iyswim) - and that was it!

Just gave in and shaved

ahhhh, the glamour, eh? [groin]

lmao @ [groin]

Oh, that's going to itch when it grows back...

Didn't shave the lot off - just neatened

i hack away with a bic as well. the thought of waxing brings tears to my eyes.

the thought of hacking away with a big brings fear to my eyes!