GET OFF YOUR FAT ARSE......

[JeremyVile]

...DO SOME BLOODY HOUSEWORK, AND REALLY, ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME YOU STARTED COOKING THE CURRY (A FAT ARSE NEEDS UPKEEP).

I have been sat here for far too long continuously hitting refresh on the activ convos page, in the belief that a thread will come along that i'd be really narked to have missed, A thread on which i could sparkle and dazzle and generally impart my worldly wisdom.
This has not happened.
I have, therefore, taken matters into my own hands.
(Tsk, I have to do everything myself)

"start as you mean to go on"....thats what me ole mum used to say! off yer go then. x

god, thought you were talking to me then!!!

Not that I feel guilty about Mumsnetting, honest...

lol

are you like me!!

Just been to the dentist, and instead of going back to work I'm at home mumsnetiing when I could be cleaning, cooking, picking DS up early or at the Gym - no wonder I've got a VERY fat ARSE!

Its' not THAT fat!

Well - maybe it is.

In my defence house is cleaned and all ironing done. (Thank GOD the cleaner was here today!!!) DH out tonight so just pasta required for DS and I. DS currently occupied with a friend so not neglecting him either!