Some people get upset
With the swearing on Mumsnet
So Hunker?s on a mission to conform
She?s trying, you?ll agree
To keep her posts curse-free
But she needs Mumsnet support to help her win
She may change her name most days
But find it hard to change her ways
Those quickly-typing fingers might slip up
So QV has got a quest
On which she?ll do her best
To make that naughty* Hunker toe the line
Now if Hunker does forget
And start cursing on Mumsnet
She?ll hear a gentle jingle from behind
And when she turns to see
She will find the said QV
With her ever-ready swearbox in her hand
A quid for ev?ry curse
Comes out of Hunker?s purse
To try to help her keep her posting clean
But if Hunker gets no better
She?ll become a bigger debtor
Than Enron or WorldCom could ever be!
So let?s try to save the day
Please don?t justify Nestle
And our Mumsnet air will soon be sweet again!
RustyBear
- Disclaimer: The use of the word ?naughty? in this context is for purposes of scansion only. It is not intended as a comment on anyone?s personality, only on their behaviour, and no responsibility will be taken by the author of this poem for any loss of self-esteem suffered by any person so described.