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Why is DD rubbing granary bread on the sole of her foot

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Twiglett · 25/05/2007 12:18

I keep stopping her and she keeps doing it

all she'll tell me is 'cos I like it'

and theirs crumbs everywhere

its heuristic play isn't it?

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Twiglett · 25/05/2007 12:19

oh and every so often she takes a bite of it too

'orrible feral, spotty & itchy and nekkid child

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Beauregard · 25/05/2007 12:19

Same reason that my dd2 was polishing the fire with a chewed apple.

lulumama · 25/05/2007 12:19

it is

that is what i told myself when the DCs were playfighting with half a french stick each, and covering the entire kitchen and each other, in crumbs

makes you a terribly good mum!

Twiglett · 25/05/2007 12:23

what reason was that pelvicfloor

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Beauregard · 25/05/2007 12:24

well my dd was helping me with the dusting and it is obvious that your dd is merely exfoliating her foot

Twiglett · 25/05/2007 12:26

there are crumbs everywhere

I like the fact we're 'terribly good mums'

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Beauregard · 25/05/2007 12:29
FrannyandZooey · 25/05/2007 12:31

Twiglett superb you are catching on

I saw the thread title and thought "it is heuristic play you duffer"

she will grown up to be a scientific genius now and have no hang ups about sex

well done

Twiglett · 25/05/2007 12:37

thanks to you I have the theory down patt franny

tbh I've always let them do the 'wnaky' stuff but I put it down to my 'not being arsed to teach them how to play with their toys' [snort]

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FrannyandZooey · 25/05/2007 12:38

I know, you are heuristic natural

I am kind of wondering what it feels like on your feet now, would it be wrong to try?

Twiglett · 25/05/2007 12:40

Kingsmill malted gold .. let me know

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