Why is DD rubbing granary bread on the sole of her foot

[Twiglett]

I keep stopping her and she keeps doing it

all she'll tell me is 'cos I like it'

and theirs crumbs everywhere

its heuristic play isn't it?

oh and every so often she takes a bite of it too

'orrible feral, spotty & itchy and nekkid child

Same reason that my dd2 was polishing the fire with a chewed apple.

it is

that is what i told myself when the DCs were playfighting with half a french stick each, and covering the entire kitchen and each other, in crumbs

makes you a terribly good mum!

what reason was that pelvicfloor

well my dd was helping me with the dusting and it is obvious that your dd is merely exfoliating her foot

there are crumbs everywhere

I like the fact we're 'terribly good mums'

Twiglett superb you are catching on

I saw the thread title and thought "it is heuristic play you duffer"

she will grown up to be a scientific genius now and have no hang ups about sex

well done

thanks to you I have the theory down patt franny

tbh I've always let them do the 'wnaky' stuff but I put it down to my 'not being arsed to teach them how to play with their toys' [snort]

I know, you are heuristic natural

I am kind of wondering what it feels like on your feet now, would it be wrong to try?

Kingsmill malted gold .. let me know