Cod/pedro/whatever your name is, looks like St Caitlin of Moran loves you back...

[MrsJohnCusack]

cos she's pinched your thread for a post on a blog. here

we're caffeinated harridans now (like it)

go to bed

(remind me where you are again. And is it sunny )

I am delighted Caitlin agress with moi about Ellen.

I think she is barking.

Ellen are you crying?

bet Ellen Mcarthur has good skin on her arse then if she had no loo.

All that salty sea air.

I wonder what she wiped with, and where she put her shitty used wipes?

If I wre soending all that time on a boat I'd need a toilet, and power for my GHD's....

are you in NZ?

Crying?! CRYING!??! Do you have any freakin' idea how HARD I am!!!

I am lurrrrving your yellow boiler suit

is is a size 18?

Pfffft. How would I know? I have no time for irrelevant trifles like that!

Actually, does anyone have any trifle? I've been living on bloody hard biscuits for weeks...

LOL @ Ellen and her ironing.

Ellen, I think you should give up sailing and settle down and have babies, then you could use your skills in staying awake all night to spend 23 hours a day on Mumsnet and no-one would dare slag you off.

Bugger, I keep getting water in the laptop

and piss no doubt, what with you not having a toilet

DrN, with that much spray about you wouldn't need to wipe - just stick your arse out of the boat and it would be like a giant bidet.
Bet that's what she did

or she could just cry on her fanjo

I have work to do ffs

Daft bint can't spell caffeinated.
Why is she "St" Caitlin?

yes am in NZ
managed to go to bed