Swagger Inn thread 154 - wenches find new ways to describe going on Strike<ylt>

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

'nuff said?

Enjoy the mini meet Badderz

Anywench want an arsey 16 year old who gets mega defensive and shouty when asked if he’s finished work for one of his subjects? FML.

letus

Enjoy the mini-meet badders

Hmmm, looking damp out there, a day for staying inside I think.

Hello wenches. Don't know what that stomach thing was last night, but I'm fine now. I suspect that it was the beta blockers, they're playing havoc with me.

I've had a very dodgy phone call this afternoon from the "Serious Fraud Office". Do be careful wenches, he sounded very authoritative and told me my credit card had been cloned, someone had purchased a laptop in Brixton using my card and I was the subject of identity theft. I smelled a rat when he told me to phone 999 to report it to my local authority while he stayed on the line. I put the phone down, phoned the bank and they said it was a scam.

Have a lovely meet with Minty Bads.

Hope all illing and awkward DC are recovering and behaving.

Glad you feel better apes

Lovely catch up with minty ❤

Evening wenches.

Damp outside you say Fancy? Didn’t put me off

Those fucking bastards Apricot . Very pleased you’re feeling better

Hurrah for a lovely mini meet!

DS2 is very much better and, barring a massive relapse, will be back at school tomorrow. As a treat for being off and looking after him, DH has been subjected to wall-to-wall episodes of Alvin and the Chipmunks. The tv series is waaaaaaay worse than any of the films

Hurrah for DCs and apricot feeling better, and meet-ups. FRO to scamming phone call bastards.

Have some more damp Aramis LetUs/Fancy...

Oh - tea's ready - laters.

[innocent]

Some dessert Helen?

Don't mind if I do LetUs

England appear to be playing football on our television. #tedium

Jon and I are off to the hayloft

Laters

He looks like he’s watching you as you climb the ladder Badderz and wondering how quickly he can get up there after you

Same here Helen. Yawnsome.

😁
Don't worry he's well able to catch me...
😍

Can’t imagine you’d be going very fast

I seem to have caught DS2’s cold. Fab. Doctor Dan and Doctor Dustin can administer special medicine. Night

Hmm..i seem to have developed a limp. It's hindering my speed 🤣

Poor letus shall I come and rub some Vicks on your chest? 😍

Ds2 seems ok but is being quote clingy

Supposed to go and see mum tomorrow....will see how we all feel...
I might be too shagged out tired...

DH put on a programme about 'History's Greatest Spies' - all about Cardinal Richelieu. DH is lovely.
(Though I was a bit about their repeated shots of the plans for Versailles... which wasn't built as a palace until well after his death. Still... it was much more interesting that football and kept me on the stepper for 45 minutes )

And now to the hayloft... maybe via the shower first though...

Oh, that's no good. Why is that picture so tiny?

Morning! Hope everyone has a good day...

Morning wenches.

As long as you were the only one with a limp Badderz You wouldn’t need a very big jar of Vicks.

Tries again with another one for good measure - the wench way Helen

Have great days all.

I can clarify I was the only limp thing I'm the hayloft last night 😀
Going to mums today then ds1 to drs (eczema probs)
I quite fancy a day doing jon sod all really

Morning

Ought to get off to work I suppose it's not that I don't want to be there, more that it's all grey & rainy outside - it's not making me feel energised!

Laters

Afternoon.

We're off to the caravan for a few days later to set it up for the season. We wouldn't normally go this early but both DCs want to go over the holiday. The weather looks crap, but it doesn't really matter, we won't be going far.

Will try to keep in touch, but who knows what the wi-fi situation will be.

Have good days all.

Evening wenches.

Hope your days have been good ones.

I am tired and cold and sneezy and bleurgh. Woe woe woe.

Am watching The Durrells, wishing I was in the sunshine on a secluded beach in Corfu.

Have a great time at the caravan Apricot. Hope the weather treats you well

Evening, was very nice to drive home in the light tonight.

Am sat on the bed watching FancyCat lying on her back washing a back paw - holding it in place with her front paws. It is beyond cute

Cuteness indeed!

I am in bed feeling very sorry for myself.

Night wenches

Oh! Is the durrells back?

Excellent

Hope you feel better soon letus