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The rediculous pain of panes and a gasted flabber

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sixlostmonkeys · 26/04/2007 10:58

Well, my gast is flabbered!
I need to rant here because the the cat is useless at responding to my outbursts

Here goes - I live a council house.
Before xmas my son was knocking on our front door (he prefers to let me open the door because he worries the dog will run out) and the glass pane he was knocking on shattered and he cut his hand and wrist.
The doctor at the hospital and the GP were extremely concerned that a council would allow non-safety glass to still be in door. I admit it had just never occured to me before although I have often grumbled as the door is so old and flimsy.
I contacted the council housing dept regarding this and they sent a surveyor round. Two surveyors arrived. They both agreed that it would make sense to have a new door, especially as all the other properties in the area have just had new doors and windows (I have no clue as to why I have been missed)
The surveyors said that should it not be possible to get a new door he would arrange for the glass to be repaired with safety glass (tho he admitted this would be false economy in the long run)
So, this morning, I thought hey, I've waited long enough so I phoned them to see what action was going to be taken regarding the door.
They said they can replace the glass with ply-wood
My mouth opened but no words came out. After a pause I asked her to repeat it. They will replace the glass with ply-wood.
Picture a door if you will. A wooden door. the top half has 13 panes of glass in an arch shape. They want to cover this area with PLY-WOOD!!!!
"Are you serious??" I asked She passed me onto someone else - who explained they will 'replace the glass with ply-wood'

  • I know i keep repeating this but it just won't sink in
I explained the best I could how this option was an absolute rediculous one... mentioning how terrible it would look, how unsafe it would be, how all the other properties have new doors, how I wouldn't be happy paying rent on a property that has PLY-WOOD on a door etc etc She said she would arrange for another surveyor to come around, but it would be a month before he could come. "No no no no" said I. "You are getting even sillier now" A surveyor will be calling tomorrow I queried the cost of 2 x surveyor visits. She explained that they need a second opinion. "But it's a door. Surely you can picture a door. It's an ordinary door in an ordinary place and the glass is broken. Surely you don't need to see it again?!" Yes they do apparently. She asked if I would be at home tomorrow. I told her that I wouldn't need to be...would I? "Can the surveyor see it from the outside?" IT'S A DOOR! OF COURSE HE CAN SEE IT FROM THE OUTSIDE!
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LucyJones · 26/04/2007 11:00

pmsl at gast is flabbered

nickytwotimes · 26/04/2007 11:03

not surprised your gast is flabbered!
council are nuts! safety glass is not that expensive and they can afford 2 surveyors...

Katy44 · 26/04/2007 11:10

Bring your door in and hide it in a cupboard before he turns up! You can replace it temporarily with one of those swishy caravan curtains!

sixlostmonkeys · 26/04/2007 11:13

yeah but then I would probably have to explain to guy that the curtain isn't actually the door in question - because i have no doubt whatsoever that he would survey the bloomin' curtain and offer to repair it with sticky-back- plastic

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Katy44 · 26/04/2007 11:18

Or very thin strips of plywood!
What's their problem with just replacing the glass anyway? or is that what you're trying to figure out?

Katy44 · 26/04/2007 11:18

You're not wanting it replaced with pure, highly polished diamond I assume?

sixlostmonkeys · 26/04/2007 11:36

Katy - that is what I'm trying to figure out! Why oh why oh why they or anyone would consider ply-wood a good alternative to glass is just beyond me.

i think it is a nationwide thing, from the govt that council homes now have to be brought up to scratch. they are fitting new kitchens, bathroom, re-wiring, new roofs, new doors, new windows, central heating..............and they go and offer me a piece of PLY-WOOD!!!

  • they may as well stick a couple of broken down cars and an old sofa in my drive and then my home will be a true caricture of a council house.
I love my house and I have always appreciated the fact that I have been able to live in affordable rented property (life events have prevented me from buying a home) but I don't want it to look like something from a sit-com
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Katy44 · 26/04/2007 11:43

Well if they threaten to stuff the gap with those flying ducks from Coronation Street definitely put your foot down
Seriously, I hope you get it sorted.

sixlostmonkeys · 26/04/2007 11:51

they are going to send Eddie Yates round to drink lager on my sofa aren't they - and he will be wearing a mucky vest

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edam · 26/04/2007 11:54

Blimey, the people you spoke to are a bit hard of thinking, aren't they?!

Am sure some of the arty/crafty lot on here can suggest 1001 things to do with a sheet of plywood...

sixlostmonkeys · 26/04/2007 11:58

edam don't! the mood I'm in I can think of a few things to do with it - and all possibilities would make their eyes water

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edam · 26/04/2007 12:00

Ouch!

Katy44 · 26/04/2007 12:04

"hard of thinking"
I couldn't think of a term but that's it in a nutshell Going to try to remember that one!

Budababe · 26/04/2007 12:07

OMG - how unbelievable!

Had to click on this post as I had NO clue what it would be about!

Not surprised your gast is flabbered!

MrsWho · 26/04/2007 13:22

Think they remove common sense when people get a job at the council.

NormaStanleyfletcher · 26/04/2007 13:27

How silly of them - demand stained glass hardboard!

mumtolily · 26/04/2007 14:29

I had a wonderful teacher who told us he was "flagerbasted"

sixlostmonkeys · 26/04/2007 14:41

ah, he must have had a different branch of the council to deal with then

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Katy44 · 26/04/2007 14:45

This thread title definitely needs to be preserved somehow!
sixlostmonkeys - does your house have a name? I'm sure this one would make it the talk of your town and your post would never get mislaid again!

sixlostmonkeys · 26/04/2007 14:50

I think the ply-wood will make it the talk of the town!!

So, what do you reckon? Gasted Flabber Cottage?

I always wanted to call it Sea View - because I live 72 miles from the nearest coast

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Katy44 · 26/04/2007 14:53

Gasted Flabber Cottage does have a nice ring to it!

sixlostmonkeys · 26/04/2007 14:58

well something needs to have a ring to it cos I have no door bell and all I'll get from the ply-wood door is a dull thwud thwud

actually quite tempted to name the house now

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Katy44 · 26/04/2007 14:59

groan

Flower3554 · 26/04/2007 15:15

Council here makes life more difficult than it need be. Example? I once asked for a repair and was given a date for said repair, date came and went and I rang to pleasantly enquire as to my wasted day only to be told the repairman couldn't find my house.

He could however find the house next door

I live in a terrace of houses

Katy44 · 26/04/2007 15:18

What was the phrase
Oh yes "hard of thinking"

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