I keep getting the horn for Dan Zanes and I do feel this can't be right

[FrannyandZooey]

I blame Harpsichordcarrier who introduced me to him

Is anyone else afflicted by this evil curse? He is kind of scary looking but his voice is undeniably sexy and he has that crinkly eyed thing going on.

Please, if there are other victims, stand up and be counted

if not maybe I can get some therapy or something

Jeez I think I must be ovulating

my window cleaner came round this morning as well

he has the same crinkly thing and also sings and plays the guitar, BUT he wears cut off denim shorts and has fab legs

I think I may be confusing the two of them

FrannyandZooey, is that you?

LOL I have not even got enough sense to ruddy name change for these things

oh dear

Oh my god woman, you're mad! You also need a good seeing to to stop you drooling over old wrinkly men, sort yourself ourt love!!!

And how do you know I have a crinkly thing?

heeeeeeyyyyyy Franny!I have a little rhyme just for you:
If I show you my banjo
will you show me your....

Oh good grief, f&z and hc. How can you look at him and feel stirrings? (Other than stirrings of vague pity.) I do see why you're worried.

Oy move over Zane you may be able to sing but I do a mean spit and polish!

yes but my thing is crinklier than your's.
probably

I think not

you do realise that my window cleaner and Dan Zanes fighting over me will now form the basis of a most excellent dream tonight?

It needn't be a dream love just ask and i'll show yer me shammy any time....

Ds is asking for the DZ cd again

I must be strong I must be strong

Hahahahahahahahaha

I expect you fancy sporticus and people out of the Wiggles as well don't you?

No

because I don't know who they are

but I probably ruddy would if I did, yes

I need pity not mockery

"I'll show you my banjo,
If you show me your....."

Genuis - and anon too!

Anon my foot

that is HC

pmsl