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custy · 17/04/2007 12:04

saw a house with that fking horrible fauz stone cladding on.

tell me how much you think it would cost to be removed and re- rendered?

please please please

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mumblechum · 17/04/2007 13:44

Sorry Custy no real idea,, but on basis I just paid £2,500 to have ivy removed from my house,I'd presume maybe £7.5k? It must be about a weeks work for 3 blokes inc. scaffolding, skips & VAT?

You're really going to have to get a builder to have a look at it.

I think people who put stone cladding on should be made to remove it with their teeth. While being whipped with nettles.

lionheart · 17/04/2007 14:29

I think it can cause damage to to structure tp have it removed so it might not be possible.

custy · 17/04/2007 18:05

oh really?
hmmmmm

van you paint it dya think

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moondog · 17/04/2007 18:06

Mumble,why did you want to take the ivy off?
Also,as you did,why didn't you just cut it at the roots,allow to shrivel and drop off?

lionheart · 17/04/2007 18:17

I think it is possible to get it removed but it depends on how it was fixed on and what the brickwork was like--expensive option.

I suppose you might be able to paint it--but what happens when you try to sell the house and the buyers accelerate straight past as soon as the see it has been clad?

bundle · 17/04/2007 18:20

(from channel 4 website)
DIY & BUILDING
10 Home Improvement Nightmares

Stone cladding

What is it?
Stone cladding is a lightweight mainly concrete-based artificial stone, which became popular during the 1980s and was a misguided attempt to bring a more rural aesthetic into towns and cities. At the time of the big council house sell-off it became popular as a way of differentiating homes from those that remained as council stock. Occasionally real stone cladding is used to make an interesting external feature and can look fab. Stone cladding has been associated with damp problems in homes.

Is it a deal breaker?
Widely disliked and considered quite naff in smart circles, it will make anyone who cares about the kerb appeal of their home think twice. Like pebbledash, removal will be expensive and damaging to the home.

What can you do about it?
Removing stone cladding will almost certainly cause damage to the brickwork underneath, and your home may need to be sandblasted and rendered afterward. You could look to get some quotes from specialists in this field but the whole process will be noisy, damaging and expensive.

OR: The bizarre colours involved in stone cladding are the feature that makes this material so naff. Painting over the cladding will reduce the immediate impact, while clever deployment of features like window boxes, climbing plants, and shrouding bushes can prove attractive enough to almost make you forget that it is there.

Average estimated cost for removal = £3,000.

lionheart · 17/04/2007 18:21

wow, bundle!

lionheart · 17/04/2007 18:22

Pebbledash is not in the same league, I think.

bundle · 17/04/2007 18:23

lol @ clever deployment of window boxes

bundle · 17/04/2007 18:24

If you can get the stuff off you could get the house rendered and paint it a lovely ice cream colour (more £££s though) if the bricks are really badly damaged

noddyholder · 17/04/2007 18:25

Custy I did that once DON@T DO IT!!A lot of the time houses do it to cover defects and some people just like it.We removed some from a house and it was riddled with cracks underneath and removing the cladding made it worse.When we first moved in we painted it white and I wish we had left it like that tbh Took ages to put right and cost ££££££££

noddyholder · 17/04/2007 18:33

If you don't mind it too much you could paint it and paint the door a nice colour and try to make the best of it.It is excellent for insulation!But I know it looks awful.

custy · 17/04/2007 18:34

ta!

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LazyLine · 17/04/2007 18:35

Moondog, we have dead ivy on our house and unfortunately, it doesn't drop off, it's hanging on for dear death!

MintChocChippyMinton · 17/04/2007 18:35

Step away, the house would have to be otherwise faultless.

lionheart · 17/04/2007 18:56

Don't do it! (Unless it's otherwise your dream and 'forever' house).

custy · 18/04/2007 08:09

why step away ?

doesn't sound that bad? fixable or paintable at least/.

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MintChocChippyMinton · 18/04/2007 09:48

Because if you remove the stuff you could be opening a whole can of worms and it could potentially cost more money than you have budgeted; if you paint it, it will still be stone cladding and will become a maintenance liability; it will be harder to re-sell if you don't remove it; and because i am complete snob LOL
On the other hand, you could take the risk and added value by sorting it out, and be rightly smug about it.
Is the house itself, location, garden etc worth it?

noddyholder · 18/04/2007 17:23

Paint it and live in it!It is a home not a showpiece We really loved the house we had with cladding but I would say don't remove it as that is a nightmare

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