I need a Tom Hardy thread. Who's with me?

[EarlessToothlessVagabond]

Anyone? I know you Tom Hardy fans are out there. Bet it's a Tom Hardy hater who posts first though....

Don’t think I could do a wee if Tom was stood outside the door. Just putting that out there.

You do that SerfTerf then report back.
Wine, you may inadvertently wee yourself if you met him? But no, I agree about actually having to do a wee in front of him

I just wouldn’t be able to ‘let go’. Everything would be clenched for at least a week

I could sink even lower with my next comment but I won't.. I won't.

We’ll use our vivid imaginations

So very very vivid....

Ok, so this is today. Beard at acceptable length now.

Just why. Why. Why is he so handsome?!

I’d love to know if he knows it, and if his wife fully appreciates the enormity of it and whether neither of them can get over it; or whether they look in the mirror/at each other and criticise themselves like the rest of us do (well I do, anyway!).

I wonder a lot of things #unhinged #hashtagsarenotMumsnetty

No-one can be so unreasonably good looking and not be aware of it?! I guess it's down to how much store you set by it? Charlotte is preternaturally gorgeous too.

He has made comments about his wonky teeth, and dad-bod tho . He doesn't come across as incredibly vain but he does enjoy a selfie #forgiven #Iponderridiculousthingstoo #letsjustgowiththehashtags

Yeah I agree, I just meant do they go round knowing every day that they are SO HOT?! Or do they sometimes feel a bit shit and average like the rest of us do when we’re having a bad day? Hmm.

Both gorgeous and both seem like nice people! Not just saying this because I fancy Tom. I fancy Daniel Craig but...#uphisownarse #grumpysod

I reckon they do have off days. Just being normal with wonky hair or whatever. They come across as pretty down to earth. Their off days must be the equivalent to a level I will never reach though!!

You're welcome !

I like that photo shoot!!

Earless...it’s ok, the beard is growing back. Phew.

Phew! Apparently he's off to America now to start filming Venom. Which is a right bloody bummer as we're going to London during half term and obviously I was going to bump into him. Had a whole scenario/script in my head too. Bah.

I do like him but then I think about his height...too short for me. He was almost perfect.

Princess as long as he’s not shorter than me (he’s not) it’s irrelevant

For everyone else who doesn’t mind the short, there is a new Sky Mobile advert. Swoon.

Really?! The one where he's in the fairground or is there another one Wine?

No, he’s in a café and it’s better than Viagra (I imagine).

Haha! I've just seen it. He's wearing a lovely Hardigan. That smile.
How can a cardigan be sexy?

A feckin’ cardigan!!!! I know!

The split second at the beginning where his forearms (that just autocorrected to firearms ) are on show. Bloody hell.

Earless a fair few people don’t get it on this thread

Not to have been blown away by....
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Rude? Nothing special?! Huh?

No offence to anyone reading this who doesn’t like Tom. Everyone is entitled to their opinion and I am being tongue-in-cheek!

Oh that link isn't working! I've seen negative opinions about him expressed before, including someone saying he looks like a plumber . I would love a plumber who looks like TH.

Oh well - it was about people who don’t “get” stuff that other people love. Center Parcs was mentioned, so fake play on that one!

I’m glad I’ve never had a plumber who looks like Tom. Wouldn’t be able to discuss the leaky pipes properly .

Oh and he was wearing a T-shirt with Woody on in that new Sky advert!!