I need a Tom Hardy thread. Who's with me?

[EarlessToothlessVagabond]

Anyone? I know you Tom Hardy fans are out there. Bet it's a Tom Hardy hater who posts first though....

The girls got a proper cob on and he's all pensive in a giant white anorak. The baby is just confused. And who could blame It?!

It looks like they've just had a row, she's raging with him and sulking and he is trying to work out whether to risk his life and say something or just keep quiet.

What's this one about?! Bloody weird!

From TomHardyMyLord account on Instagram.

I think he might be on something Wine...!

There's something Trainspotting-esque about it (showing my age now).

Haha yes there is! Was probably taken around that time too. Don't worry, I'm of Trainspotting vintage too.

WARNING - I am about to make you all green with envy!

Tom Hardy is a parent at the same school as me and I have spent the last two Saturdays with him due to a school fete and then Sports Day! He is absolutely lovely. And he's always wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap but yesterday he was in a sleeveless t-shirt so his arms were on display with all those sexy tattoos #swoon

Ooh yum Diana, you lucky lady. Do you feel pressured to look fabulous at all times around him? I would! Would also be unable to form words

I can't even... I just can't. I'm obsessed!!!

Oh oh oh, I forgot to impart the important piece of info that I have the Taboo theme tune as my ringtone. Good vibes !

diana!! I want to know what kind of a saint you were In a former life to deserve such rewards in this one!!

wine!

The Taboo music was amazing. Really haunting. The opening sequence was brilliant.

Nah, don't feel pressured to look good at all. I'm usually in gym kit with my hair screwed up!

On a more embarrassing note....I spotted him at school once when his son first started and he looked a bit lost and not sure where to go. He's quite short so I assumed he was a new gap student, addressed him as such, and asked if I could help with anything. Very politely he said no, he was fine. I had NO IDEA who he was. I only found out later when the parents' social media went crazy! Oh the shame.... I just had no clue who he was.

I hate to admit it but im a taboo virgin.
I may have to talk dp into watching it tonight.

I wonder if the Daily Mail will pick up on this thread to fill some space in their 'news'paper?! "Mums across the world have joined forces online to worship Tom Hardy, calling him "a god" and sharing saucy photos of the 39-year-old muscular British actor in which they rebut the claim that his manhood is small..."

I stand by all my comments

wine! Thank goodness we don't use our real names here!

Tbh Diana, it's probably better (from his point of view) just to be treated like a normal ordinary person (which he actually is, after all). It would have been far more shameful/embarrassing for all concerned if you'd made a huge fuss about who he was.

And he's not short. He's just right.

Snotato Taboo is amazing - very dark and gothic - TH's character is a force of nature in it.

Wine - Shurrrrupppp

I'm 5'2", TH is perfectly sized.

' Tom Hardy reacted today to the news that an entire thread on popular parenting website Mumsnet was dedicated to him and his arse, todger and balls.
' Well I think they're all a bit deranged to be honest,' said the British beefcake, 5'9 (NOT SHORT)scratching his head. 'I'm just a bloke and a dad who happens to be an ok actor. It's a bit scary really. My wife's keeping an eye on it all for me so I think it will be ok.'

SORRY TOM!

Earless

😂😂😂 I am dying here!! earless you have a natural flair there!

I can just imagine his wife "Tom you'll need shades for the gym today, they're all planning to sign up."

Thank goodness there are around 400 other parents at the school so he'll never know it's meeeeee!

And I beg to differ - he IS short for a man. DP is 6'2 though so I may well be biased

You must be the only one who has mistaken him for a gap student though Diana?!

PM me for links to more of my TH stuff...

He's not short lying down