Random wibble

[JoshandJamie]

Dinner = dry mini shredded wheat and white wine

Things to do and being ignored = ironing pile that looks like leaning tower of pisa, floor strewn with toys that need picking up, cleaning of entire house

What I am doing = half watching Grand Designs and sort of looking on the internet

I think I've entered a whole new world of apathy. And I know that tomorrow I'm going to regret it - have even had to pay extra to have the childminder watch kids so that I can get house tidy, food prepared and groceries bought before 80 year old mother arrives for a four day weekend - did I mention husband is away until Saturday??

Could someone please take away the box of shredded wheat before I explode?

sorry - that should have read 80 year old mother in law - if it was my mother, I wouldnt bother cleaning

well stop moaning and go and do it then!

I don't think I'm physically capable of moving off sofa with this much shredded wheat in me.

well, they'll only mess it up again if you tidy, and who irons anyway? pretty much everything will drop its creases if you wear it long enough.

1. Bung ironing in cupboard

1. Bung all mess in cupboard

1. Lock door

Sorted!

Good plan.

Have just managed to shift my body off the sofa to put shredded wheat back in cupboard and discovered that I was out of white wine en route. Devastation.