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What is the most ridiculous HEALTH & SAFETY or PC story you have heard? {ie what has been banned because of H&S or PC}

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RTKangaMummy · 13/03/2007 11:38

What is the most ridiculous HEALTH & SAFETY or PC story you have heard?

{ie what has been banned because of H&S or PC}

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RTKangaMummy · 13/03/2007 11:43

With Mother's day just around the corner, it's been reported that a school in Wales has banned pupils from making Mother's day cards in case it upsets children that don't have mums. Is this just another sign that Political Correctness has gone mad?

Recent Press Stories

Mothers Day Banned!

All 357 pupils at Johnstown Primary School in Wales, have been banned from making mother's day cards in case it upsets classmates without a mum. The head teacher, Helen Starkey said: "I have taken this decision because it is insensitive to pupils separated from their mothers, more than five per cent of children here are. In our dealings with these children we have to exercise great sensitivity."

Four Year olds will get gay Fairytales at school

Schools are now teaching children as young as four about same-sex relationships to comply with new gay rights laws. They are introducing youngsters to homosexuality using a series of story books in preparation for when the controversial regulations come into force next month. One story, King & King, is a fairytale about a prince who turns down three princesses before falling in love with one of their brothers and 'marrying' him. Another features a girl with two mothers while a third is about two male penguins at a New York zoo. Fourteen primary schools across the country are taking part in a £600,000 Government-funded research project, aimed at familiarising children with gay and lesbian relationships.

Playing Fireman Banned

Fire-fighter's have banned children from playing 'Fireman Sam' in their engines. Devon Fire and Rescue ordered its officers to stop letting youngsters sit at the wheel during visits to schools and community events. They fear officers will be accused of touching the children as they lift them up and down. A statement from the divisional officer said: "We are making sure our staff are protected from people making false allegations, it is just a sad indictment of the world we live in."

Banned From Using Swimming Pool Float

A three-year-old was banned from using a swimming pool float in Exeter in case she hurt herself with the polystyrene block.

Parents banned from picking up their kids from the school playground

A Headmistress has banned parents from the playground, citing that they were obscuring the teachers' view of the children in the playground. They were told they must wait outside the gates or face legal action for trespassing.

The schools response: "The health and safety of our children is of paramount concern. So many parents now wait on the playgrounds, school field and pathways that it is stopping the children from enjoying their playtime before school and is occasionally making it difficult for the pupils to get to their classrooms."

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blackandwhitecat · 13/03/2007 18:31

Some colleagues carried out a risk assessment before lighting candles on a birthday cake!!

SparklyGothKat · 13/03/2007 18:34

My kids school have banned hair dye and faint paint on red nose day on grounds of H&S but I still can't work out what H&S??

suedonim · 13/03/2007 21:22

Cocktail sticks were banned offshore in case someone accidentally stabbed themselves with one. Knives and forks weren't banned, funnily enough....

Directives were given as to how to walk down stairs properly and non-complying offenders were to be reported, even if it was the CEO himself. Women were told not to wear loose trousers and high heels in case they tripped themslves up. All

NannyL · 13/03/2007 22:38

agh yes.... at our local pool the only floatation aid that children are allowed to use when going down the toddler slide

(suitable ONLY for children under 5; that lands in water at least 1.2meters deep) is arm bands

anything else and they are not allowed down... no noodles of float suits or rings etc grrrrr

so they have to drown or not go down

Kevlarhead · 15/03/2007 22:19

"My kids school have banned hair dye and faint paint on red nose day on grounds of H&S but I still can't work out what H&S??"

In case a child happens to have a serious undiagnosed allergy to some ingredient of the face paint, developed hives and/or anaphylactic shock, the parents hire a no-win, no-fee legal parasite, who sues the local authority for allowing Face Paint of Death in their Criminally Negligent School and your council spends the next ten years forking out for Emotional Damage, partly to the family but mostly to the semi-legal semi-humans at Claims Direct or the National Accident Helpline or any other of the main ambulance chasing firms.

It's all just an arse-covering exercise...

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