Shoplifters of the world unite... what stuff did you nick when you were a kid?

[MrsGumby]

1. A tube of chocolate treats for cats (from Woolworths)
2. The Complete Works of Shakespeare from a shitty garden centre-cum-shop which only paid me £1 a hour
3. Countless "Blue Jeans" magazines (used to hide them between the pages of my Dad's Daily Mail)
4. A sachet of copper "Shaders and Toners" from our local pound shop
5. More recently, inadvertently nicked four rattan chests from certain Swedish superstore. Dozy twat at the checkout didn't realise that two large chests contained two smaller ones and didn't charge me for them. RESULT!

Fess up, fellow kleptos!!!

A Twilight Teaser lipstick from Boots. Lovely, hypothermic shade of purple.

sweetsfrom the pick and mix,my mum caught me and reported me to the store detective.

My sister pinched a packet of xmas paper chains from the corner shop. She felt so guilty, she hid them on top of the wardrobe. She found them the following summer, and took them back to the shop, and just left them on the counter!

Not really shoplifting as such but I nicked a classmate's pottery pencil box when she was off with glandular fever and passed it off as my own.

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When I was about four, I put a tiny roll of that novelty kids christmas sticky tape (you know the one) from WHSmiths in my pocket. Cried for an hour thinking I wouldn't get any presents cos I'd been naughty and avoided the shop for about 3 years.

More recently, a few bits from a primark or matalan in southhampton (cant remember which) hung them on buggy and forgot them at checkout.

Oh god I nicked loads, mostly books and small items of clothing. Ashamed to look back at that time now -- thankfully I grew out of it aged 16 and have never stolen a thing since!