I realise this is going to fall on deaf ears and probably achieve the precise opposite of what I want, but I'm going to say it anyway
The thread that is linked to further down contains stuff I wish I hadn't said, much too personal (!), and i have asked MN Towers to delete it but they haven't obliged yet. So I would be REALLY grateful if nobody read it. Please.
And let this die now as well, it's horribly corny (although well-intentioned and rather fun)