Who are the 'celeb' mumsnetters then (not as in real celebs I assume)

[Twiglett]

I've seen this a couple of times now

who are they?
why are they celebs?

wha's going on?

Oooh, Twiglett's got a stalker!

Cmon, Twet, get with the beat daddio

actually, we celeb mumsnetters have our own exclusive lounge area with executive washroom. never use it after franny, though, is my advice

Actually, Twit is much better

Oh dont start with talking about 'exclusive lounges' - we'll have narniagate all over again.....

My bowels are as sweet as a bunch of freshly washed radishes

It's not yer bowels that are the problem....

aha .. caught up now

surely I'm Tit?

No, Twit it is I think

I am a celebrity doctor and I can offer perals of wisdom on just about every subject. Does that count?

Can't spell pearls though.

I think "Perils of Wisdom" is far better though

Ooh yes, wisdom can be very perilous - especially if you start spreading it around on here

I am - erm - Angelina Jolie is a mumsnetter yes

'cause she has a lot to answer for after that picture with the crisps...

Dear DrMarthamcmoo
my husband is a git
what shall i do?

Twiglett - Im the same as Fooey - your name was the first I "learnt" as well, same reasons too!!
Maybe that makes you a celeb MNetter

DrMarthaMcMoo - is it a string of pearls?