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Fiderer · 22/01/2017 18:52
Drinking is allowed. Encouraged even.
Smoking is allowed.
Weeping & wailing most definitely not so out there with you.
Kisses & hugs v welcome.
PresidentOliviaMumsnet · 22/01/2017 22:10
Dearest of Zombies Anyone else referring to themselves in the third person would have gotten short shrift but you've made our lives so much richer and our jobs so much more fun. Sending peace and of course so much love from all of us here at MNHQ
YetAnotherHelenMumsnet · 23/01/2017 12:46
Hey Zomb, Don't tell anyone (like, serious) but me and Katherine have sneaked away from the office for a visit with you. We are sitting on your bed (plenty of room what with you just having the one zombie leg) eating your grapes right this minute and chatting about what a thoroughly good and funny egg you have always been and such an EXEMPLARY reporter. What will we do without you? May your dreams be always groovy, Zomb, and your eternal posts be always in the third person. Much love.
KatherineMumsnet · 23/01/2017 12:53
Tis true, dearest Zombie - the boards are running 'emselves. Pass the "grapes", Helen. No tears here, no sirree.
IonaMumsnet · 23/01/2017 12:56
I'm gonna stand out here in the corridor and keep cavey in case the staff don't allow gin and shenanigans in this gaff. Safe journey, Zombie. It's been lovely chatting to you over the years. You'll be so deeply missed. xxxxxxxxxxx
YetAnotherHelenMumsnet · 23/01/2017 13:00
Think of Iona as your bouncer, Zomb, we all do. She's a stocky woman.
MORE GRAPES, Katherine?
Anyway, what was I saying? Did you know that you are one of our favourites, Zombie? Ah, you did. Good. Not that we have favourites, of course.
KatherineMumsnet · 23/01/2017 13:07
DON'T MIND IF I DO, TBH.
(You could totally take her, Iona) hope your journey is peace, love and light-filled zombie.
PresidentOliviaMumsnet · 23/01/2017 21:36
Someone was asking when Zombie first posted, I can confirm that she is one day younger in MN years than my DS2 - 11 november 2010 was her first MN post. HTH Sending love and light to all
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