... DON'T have a massive ffff-off Rachel Johnson salary/Caroline Phillips walnut shelves - where do you live? How do you do it? Do you all rent?
There must be cleaners, roadsweepers, dinner-ladies etc. living in London. They can't all commute in. And yet even a teacher would struggle to get a house, from what I gather.
It sounds impossible to move there - you have to have bought 10-15 years ago and sit tight. Will things ever get back to "normal"?