Are you a Dave?

[hunkerdave]

Sign in here if you are

(I reckon there'll be about three of us

yep, where's me pint?

I'm an Ocado driver me.

And what if I am?

We don;t want no posh Daves. I'm not eating no rabbit food from no waitrose.

I want chips with brown sauce (HP natch)

actually, I've just remembered that if I had been a boy they were going to call me David!!!

Me too Dave! It's DS2s middle name too, so he's a Dave as well.

He's a true Dave too, because he loves Norks

Here.....

awight Dave?

chips and gravy for tea tonight.

We could start a band

PoshDave-Me
BabyDave-?
SportyDave-?
ScaryDave-IGD

excellent Dave. I hope they ain't organic chips.

And another thing, I don;t want no eurocrats telling me waht shape my bananas are meant to be

Double egg and chips for me.

whaz organ-nic? I just want chips and maybe a pukka too.. chicken n mushroom maybe... ooooh yes, now ya talkin'

You need meat with your Tea, Dave. Have some bacon as well, or you'll end up skinny.

Hope it;s lips n arse sausage

well ya godda 'av a kebab on way 'ome anyway.. loadsa chilli sauce

If you get chilli sauce on ya fingers, don;t put em anywhere near yer knob. It stings man

this thread is daveist

and don't i know it...

I was feeling a bit Dave yesterday and I can't seem to shake it off....

This bout of Dave keeps getting me into trouble on other threads. First i was mistaken for Intergalactic Dave (our moustaches are similar) and then I was accused of being too haity handed to join in a swimsuit convo...

oi oi lads.