Swagger In Thread 139 - Yesterday was Halloween, Team A agree that this man can give them the willies any time he likes

[FancyFancy]

No scary pics in this post - just Aramis, who's so hot it must be sorcery

In other HBF news, was very entertained by a review of last week's Poldark where the reviewer called him a wazzock:

She was left hoping that Ross would leave Demelza and marry her. Demelza feared the same. Ross seemed hilariously unaffected, just rather inconvenienced by it all. He is a right wazzock, isn’t he? What was I thinking before?

Yes lovely to be live with you H. Not always easy is it?

I'm starting with in 13 minutes

*Starting work

Stupid new lovely phone

Don't worry comtess, Hidders won't won't go short round here if you're not interested

Incidentally, new phone doesn't speak Welsh and I'm having to add every fucking word to dictionary. And I've entered two wrongly and don't know how to change that. Ffs.

Comtess you're sounding a bit desperate

Here...

You're welcome to him Fancy. Funny how you can go right off someone isn't it?

😆 Hilare with Man-child stuck in the middle of all the Toms.

I get a bit fixated on the belt-unbuckling. And the dark eyes at the end.

Oooof.

With you on Cumberbatch comtess, but happy to also take Poldark off your hands.. i think that reviewer was missing the point - what was I thinking? Well I think the point of him is that we're not thinking.

Just for you comtess

Diolch Fancybach.

I sense a theme with TeamA and Poldark - as RedScharalch put it:

Speaking of doomed ships, Aramis/Marguerite is doing well in the post-coital prettiness stakes but very badly in the Having Any Future At All stakes, mainly due to Aramis being a lying liar who lies and yet can't force himself to say I lurve you. The problem is that Aramis is behaving like a COMPLETE ARSEHOLE at the moment, and yet he looks ever so lovely in sunlit soft-focus so I keep forgiving him. I suspect this is precisely the problem Marguerite has.

And WTAF happened to my last message - the one about the Look Of Penetrating Intent (c) Elk
I think I need to head for the hayloft....

You're welcome
Does the new phone recognise hbf yet? WTAF? Fuck nugget? I think you may be expanding it's dictionary exponentially

Balls! Need to crack on wenches.

Sleep well all. It's a lovely day tomorrow. Well, nice and sunny here so I'm sure it will be with you all in the morning (it works like that, right?)

Nos da!

TwatBadger? Your phone needs TB well, obvs it needs that one too, but you know what I mean....

Oh FFS - get up to stop Inconvenient Cat sharpening his clws on the carpet, turn round to find stupid cat licking my dinner plate (just as well I don't like chillis)

Have a good day comtess

Night all...

Night helen

Morning!

KLAXON badders Trainspotting 2 trailer is up!!

Fucking hnnnnghhhhhhhhhh jlm bleached head and scottish accent hnnnggggggggggg

Morning wenches. FRIIIIIIDDAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!

I'll have the Batch and AT thanks. Hope you enjoyed ITNM Helen. I think I like Hidders when he's playing a character rather than in person IYSWIM.

Ohhhhh

Bleached hair....I'm sensing a theme today 😊
Hi comtesse...totally with you re hidders....the whole TS thing really put me off him 😒

Morning.
Worst night's sleep ever without an illing DS to account for it. Urgh. Still. Onwards... (dragging my knuckles on the floor as I go)

Madame Taylor Swift and Hidders had a high profile "we're so in luuuurve and it's totally not a publicity stunt" relationship for a few months this year, then they split/she dumped him or something. Apparently Taylor Swift - who as we all know, rarely dates anyone at all, and when she does, she likes to keep her relationships very private and never writes songs about sings about alludes to them, felt it was all too public And it came over a bit tacky in the media - but then again this is the media who are calling judges 'traitors' for insisting the the UK government is required to follow UK law when removing us from the EU, and can't just ignore parliament; and the same media who foam a the mouth if the refugees who are allowed in the country aren't young or cute or tragically dead enough for their tastes. So who cares knows what HiddleSwift was all about.

Right - I need to convince myself DS that I he needs to clean teeth/get dressed etc

Have a lovely Friday all. This morning we need to talk to the bullying poofaces lovely builders about how they plan to rectify the wonky wall... (I woulnd't mind so much if they'd actually told us about it when they realised there was a problem, rather than wait for us to notice... )

Laters...

Oh FFS strike through fail.

Will saveTrainspotting II trailer as a treat for later.

Morning wenches, completely forgot to say what excellent dreams letus & ww had on Wednesday. How was our holiday ww?

Agree that Hidders is v sexy in character, can look like he's trying a bit hard in person. Avoiding all sleb twaddle helps keep the mystique alive I find