say somethign poncy about yourself - go on

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If you were a good mother, you would be there at 2.30 and stay til the bitter end

hi Cam!
I once made aprogramme about ballpoint pens and how they're to blame for most social ills. and bad handwriting. but Buzz Aldrin did use his in space

I'll drink it out of the bottle before using a plastic cup (excepetions include Henley where they get snotty about glass on the towpath)

Oh, there's poncey - I go to Henley just to snipe at people's outfits...

Ponce factor 7.8

NB PPH - is Canard Duchenne a Decent House? I need to know.

enid a hairdresser i used to go to was flown up to scotland from london by 6 of his laydeez every 2 months

I don't have a profile page

I have a real open fire.

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Only one tirnanog

I have 3

Poncerating= 11/10

its official. i am a BAD MOTHER. jalopy says so

mrs badger, I don't know about canard duchene, our house champagne is billecart salmon or laurent perrier (as far as nv is concerned anyway)

Megga-you win!

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CAM - I have 5. mwahahahahahahahaaaaaa

meg I'm not entirely sure but I think that might be sacreligious.

do you then use creme de la mer as a barrier cream? lol

we had billecart salmon at our wedding it is very nice

i like the pink LP

Camy-that's just in our holiday home by the sea-in our other home we have 9

Chez PPH has its own house champagne

poncetastic!

I never knew I was a ponce.

I thought I was fairly typical in upbringing and education and whatnot.

Then I moved here . . .

Oh, well.

I snigger everytime I hear someone has the forename 'Jocasta'.

Oh the horror! The horror!

Sorry, wrong book

Billecart Salmon is the bee's knees!

I can't believe folks are just discovering it.

It's been round for ages.

But I didn't know that because I am a ponce.

I knew that because I am a boozer.

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oh enid, poncetastic wedding, I would have been very happy there.

there must be lots of ponce points in weddings. my wedding dress was by catherine walker - ponceroonie

pph - do you have a sommelier??

Oh, yes, Enid, quail's eggs and mussels.

And don't they ride horses, too?

Horses are so picturesque on a country drive.

But they are mucky and smelly in real life.

my wedding was the most poncetastic I have ever been

I indulged my inner ponce

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ahem expat

prince and princess peahead are celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary next week

we drank billecart salmon WELL before that auspicious day