Ooh, I've just thought...
I am a well-known grammar curmudgeon
I refuse to ask for 'a panini' (panini is plural, doncha know)
DD1 has a 9-letter first name and an 11-letter surname
I buy my meat from a farm shop
I have a Raeburn (lower ponce points than an Aga, though), not least because it's old and rusty and needs to be treated with a lot of TLC
I think I may have dragged my ponce factor up from zero to about 3.5