Gordon Ramsey keeps seducing me (in my dreams!)

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I don't even fancy him that much. Well, I do fancy him but he's probably not in my top ten. But have had four dreams in the last month where we're so in love. Anyone else have a thing for the foul mouthed chef???

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I have just found that I can watch the f word recipes as a video of him online whenever I want grrrrr

Here you go!!

99p - bargain!!!

That's not right! Hang on.....

Try again!

ooooooooo so tempted but I'm not supposed to be buying ANYTHING unless we need it to eat or wipe our bums or clean ourselves or the house

this thread is hysterical. GR - I'm ambivalent - he's very attractive and utterly repellant at the same time - that awful flopping hair in his face and the constant stripping in front of the camera - surely the behaviour of a monumental narcissist - not offputting anyone at all?

I find everything about him vile.

gordon ramsey is sooo hot! [drooling emotion]

i want naughty ramsey dreams!

OMG! I had a very similar dream a while ago and I DO NOT fancy him. He was 'seducing me' but in a really bossy, instructional 'Gordan Ramsey in the kitchen' kind of way.

Maybe subliminal messages in his programme or maybe his manly feistyness makes us feel all fragile and feminine in dreams.

My friend from work had very sexy dreams about her dentist who she tells me isn't remotely attractive. She hates having to see him now.

He has a face like a road map though. Very deep lines - extremely ageing. No, doesn't do it for me

Just checked this for the first time in a couple of days. Whoaarrrrrrrrrrr Gordon. He must be soo pleased with himself if his wife does mumsnet and has read this. I have blown hundreds of quid at Ramsey's but no glimpse I'm afraid. Fab food though. I think it's the arrogant, craggy thing that must be doing it for me. Bit like those nasty rugby boys at college who shag you and don't phone. Oh my God, am reverting to mid-twenties, save me someone

i think maybe you all read my thread from a few months ago about my friend who had a similarly raunchy GR dream - she woke up "too soon" ikywim and told her dh to piss of so she get back to sleep and the dream

I did that last week. I woke up at 4am and laid there for ages trying to get back into the dream. Poor dh, he isn't remotely arrogant or macho

I went and bought Humble Pie today after reading a taster on the web about him shagging his bosses wife and having his girlfriend on the go too! Sly old dog

I actually went and asked the guy in the iffy about gorden ramsey posters. I sounded liek a right wally cause I had no idea what they were advertising or whatever tbu he reckons that threshers is sponsoring the next hell's kitchen series so thats why he's in offys. they haven't got the posters yet but will, he said I couod have it so he didn't have to look at his ugly mug lol

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Well done you!! DP would never let me have a huge GR poster up - he'd think I was a nutcase or take the p**ss for the rest of my life!! (and he'd tell my Mum to make me look silly lol)

I had my most successful expressing moments whilst watching the first series of Hells Kitchen.......he is a God!