DP and I have "hypothetically" listed who we'd invite to our wedding

[VeniVidiVickiQV]

After an offer from my DM to have the reception at her 3 bed terraced house including food (from Waitrose, no less ), providing we sorted/forked out the civil ceremony.

BUT it amounts to 95 people!!!!!!

56 are purely family. That doesnt even include Busty and Ray (I'm buggered if I know who they are, but the are relatives of DP I've never heard of, let alone met so they certainly arent coming!).

There isn't a one I'd miss off the list either. (Although, contentiously, it does included children - especially since we have 2 of our own )

Blardy Hell!

Aww thanks folks.

No hats though - fascinators only

Hunker, you have caught me red handed

Can't bullshit a bullshitter

Pann - 96 & 97?

And congratulations to WelshB too

and congrats and so on
pmsl at Busty and Ray

me and dd1 tried some fascinators on the other day
they are the dogs bolleaux aren't they?
still I did find myself thinking - £45! I could make that for a tenth of the price!
I seem to have morphed into my mother

I KNOW! He was saying "Busty and Ray, then there is the Mormon priest ...cant remember his name" These are his aunts and uncles

Harpsi - you replied to my email re your thread by my works antispam has alerted me that they caught it. Is there any chance you could resend it to my hotmail or home address?

I will send it again when I get my invite

sorry, my hypothetical invite

you are 59-62

good choice.
I do good presents.
also good hen nights

am PMSL at Busty and Ray - top names
we'd have had Topsy and Dennis except luckily they were too old to make it over from NZ.

Fabulous!

So, did you re-send...

shall i check my email inbox for the invite then?

i suspect if i were to get married it would be a 200 affair easily. did ds' christening invites today - there was over 100 and if there was another person's family and friends and family to consider it would be even more. i think there was about 300 at my cousins wedding

Hypothetically.....

So... I've sorted my hat! Just gotta get the outfit... though I do have a rather lovely one.... if only my norks would shrink then it would look gorgeous!

What - no fascinator???

my boss is talking about getting a pair of kittens, a brother and sister. I will lobby hard that he name them Busty and Ray. Will keep you posted.

PMSL - yes! Excellent plan. Female has to be ginger though.....

um............ um.............. what is a fascinator?

Sorry, just read the bottom of this thread... WelshBoris, getting married ? Having a baby with her lovestick ?

Oh btw, congrats to you

its feathers on a hair grip a la posh space

meant spice not space pmsl