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willow2 · 22/05/2004 19:51

Took ds for his first curry this evening. He loved it, but did raise a few eyebrows when he asked, in a very loud voice, "Why aren't we having Porn Crackers?"

Also, ds has a thing about having his bedroom door shut properly at night so that the cats can't come in. Yesterday he stayed the night at my mum's. Her cat had to be put down recently, and she was concerned that ds might take the news badly, but he seemed ok when she told him. Later, when she put him to bed, he asked her to shut the bedroom door properly - then yelled out "Actually, leave it open, you don't have a cat anymore".

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Piffleoffagus · 22/05/2004 19:54

PMSL... kids are so unaffected... superb!
I answered phone at age 4 took message
Heard fanny plumbing instead of family planning...

hercules · 22/05/2004 19:54

lol at the cat one especially

Rhubarb · 22/05/2004 21:15

My dd is rather worrying. She told me that I could go to her house because she has a picture on the wall of her puppy dying!

She seems obsessed with death at the moment. One of the first things she did as a toddler was to microwave her own head in her toy microwave, and present it to me on a plate with a knife and fork for me to 'tuck in'!

marthamoo · 22/05/2004 21:18

Porn crackers is brilliant

Rhubarb, I wouldn't worry unless she starts going on about wanting fava beans and a nice chianti

misty · 23/05/2004 00:10

LMAO
DS said to DP the other night:
'Daddy, it's really funny, sometimes my willy has a bone in it, and sometimes it doesn't'

willow2 · 23/05/2004 20:18

LOl Rhubarb. Bumped into a friend of a friend's kid the other day. He was out with his grandparents - "because mummy is seeing her dead friend". (She was at a funeral)

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tweeny · 23/05/2004 20:20

LMAO?

marthamoo · 23/05/2004 20:31

Laughed My Ar*e Off, I think!

Chinchilla · 23/05/2004 20:35

I said to ds the other day that he and his mate were 'good friends' weren't they? Ds said "No, naughty friends." (Ds is a bit obsessed with the fact that he is sometimes naughty!)

Nutcracker · 23/05/2004 20:38

My Dd2 said at tea the other night "Mrs Gardeners mom died yesterday" (teacher at nursery).
I said "oh no was she upset"
Dd2 said I don't know, she's going to prison now"

I asked her if she meant heavan but she insists she meant prison. It's obviously not true but i haven't a clue where she got the idea from.

wellsie · 23/05/2004 20:42

Here's one for you... When I was little my Dad told me that I was hatched under a gooseberry bush and that my mummy was a chicken and my daddy was a turkey, therefore that made me a Churkey, being only 5yrs I believed him and told my teacher and everyone in my school!
He still tells this story to everyone he meets - I'm now 26yrs!

HondaDream · 23/05/2004 20:48

Trying to get my son to eat his fruit for pudding I told him "Starving children in Africa would love your fruit, they don't have any". To which he replied "Yes they do they carry it in baskets on their heads"

tweeny · 23/05/2004 20:58

thanks, marthamoo!

Chinchilla · 24/05/2004 21:36

HondaDream - They have an answer for everything don't they!

Beccarollover · 24/05/2004 22:15

Was talking to DD the other day about how good it is we are buying a bigger house so her and brother can both have a room of their own - she said thats really good Mummy but (puts hand on shoulder lovingly) "Im sorry you and Daddy dont get your own room yet - next time we move you wont have to share any more"

dinosaur · 24/05/2004 22:26

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