Swagger Inn Thread 118 - Santa baby, I've been an awfully bad girl, can I please have a Musketeer in my Stocking--s--

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Mistletoe at the ready wenches .....

Have a lovely evening madame, I'd post a festive pic to put you in the mood, but don't seem to have any left.

morelike that is brilliant!!!

Definitely singing that in church at midnight mass

Ok CHAMPAGNE all round wenches - it has only gone and happened - I have exchanged contracts and am moving - I shall be celebrating by drinking my body weight in Champagne and prosecco and banging DOG - if you need me - I am at the pole and in the hayloft

Woooooo tart!!!!!

Champagne jacuzzi anyone?

Who knew that was my life skill? I knew k must have one. You know when I am on a train now as I make up a carll!

Woooooooo tart! Congregations!!

Champagne jacuzzi sounds great.

Carol not Carl. Although I think carol is polish for Carl (or Charles)....

Sure you are not a closet DOG lover - Charles D'Art - forever on your mind ......

Champagne jacuzzi sounds fab provided only bubbles are from the Champagne no poorly wenches allowed to ruin it with their own blend

Great news tart - have you already started on Dog, his eyes are out of focus in that pic?

morelike - am sniggering at congregations - I think all that carol singing has gone to your head

Didn't even spot that one!

Yes I have - and he is using that tongue to divine satisfaction

Great news tart! :)
I'm taking my grotty self and going u to hayloft with athos.
Ds has lovingly shared his lurgy with me and I now have a lovely ulcerated roof of my mouth :(
Think kindly etc.....

Tart you're such a tart!
After watching For Greater Glory today I shall be fucking Father Vega to within an inch of his life making my confession this evening.
Damn Santi is HOT in that film.

Can I bring him with me for the champagne jacuzzi if I promise to share nicely?

Sorry to go on about it, but LOOK!!!

Go on, look!

Finally Tart. Thank goodness!!
Madame and Morelike off out.
I am going to bed early seeing as I woke up in literally the middle of the night!

Evening.

Badders I'm sorry you've got the lurgy. Gentle squidges.

Tart fantastic news about exchange.

Christ minty that is divine

fluffs yes he is divine - and using the ABC (not giving dog up tonight) scenario I will happily have a go with him laters - champagne and a roast - what a way to celebrate exchanging contracts .....

Tis a bit over Santi. We need some Athos.

Isn't it! One of my favourite Luca pics. This is a just because picture.

I like the bitey lip in this one.