Swagger Inn Thread 118 - Santa baby, I've been an awfully bad girl, can I please have a Musketeer in my Stocking--s--

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Mistletoe at the ready wenches .....

s2 Ep 8, somewhat tedious plot, but some magnificent shouty Aramis & Athos, charming Aramis & Dog and Dr Lemay being thoroughly lovely. Oh and Trev spends most of the ep with his shirt undone - I know you like that

Were anyone trousers stretched tight across their thighs then Fancy ?

I can elk - I just couldn't think of any amusing festive name with my MN name in or Ar* already has the Santi ref.

Is that the fighting with a tea tray ep?

There was some Trev spreadage helen and.....

I missed it..... But have RTFT and I am in a pool - fully done - "shut up and kiss me" FFS - I would be on my knees doing more than that in a heart beat......

ISawFancyKissingSantiClaus?

Yep, and hat fighting.

Excellent name there. I'm off ot the hayloft. Should have gone an hour ago really. ho hum.

night all.

Night helen

Ought to go & sort stuff out for tomorrow too.

Night wenches

elk what are you doing in the cellar?

fancy that is nearly norah's name so Id stick with what youve got tbh.

Just welshing things up a bit...

www.buzzfeed.com/jamiejones/brilliant-welsh-words-the-world-needs-to-start-using?utm_term=.qovY5E7mb#.fpjbY7W3o

Morning wenches.

Are all flood/storm threatened wenches okay?

Fab rewatch.

Using my expert counting skills, I'd say it's ep9 next.

Morning.
My MN is not working properly and huge chunks of the thread are missing, so what I'm reading doesn't make sense. I saw replies to elk but I can't see elks original post.... Is everything ok elk?
And same with Anne - everyone saying poor Anne/ we're so sorry Anne - but I can't see the original post so I don't know what's happened.

Could we have some bongs please. Coz I'm well confused.
And like Liv - I cant work out who everyone is - fancy as Dog is just too confusing. Can someone list, without cryptic clues - I can't get those either. I am worryingly simple!!!

More Athos, me thinks

Paris Tom. Solves all problems, me thinks.

Well last night was a bleary eyed nightmare
Taking ds to Dr at 9.30

Morning

Glad you've got an appointment so soon badders

Ah thank you madame, that must've been in the back of my mind! I had toyed with the idea of something altogether ruder using that song title - think SuckingSantisCock, rather than KissingSantiClaus, but whereas smut is fine - the hint of DCs witnessing said filth was a step too far

Organised as ever letus

Yeah. His throats a mess poor mite
In other news mum has decided she would like a low key buffet here for her b day.
Which is fine.
But I will basically be doing it all and paying for it.
Sigh.
Oh well.

Morning wenches.
Madame, the Welsh words have made me all nostalgic. Can I add cariad please? As the baby of the family that's what I was always called.

Morning all.

DS packed off to school, chickens cleaned out, washing in machine, friend headed home... so to work.

Badders re. DS2 - hope the Dr sorted him out ok.

Obs Anne locked herself out of her MN account so has had to start a new account (is this the third one?) and also lives near the mayhem of tube loons in London over the past few days (stabbings and pushings under the train type thing)

Madame - wench Cluedo... Elk in the cellar with...? (Well, TB obviously, in a more comfortable and less disturbing version of Liv's dungeon.) In real life I think she's painting down there.

Ds has an ulcerated throat :( got some spray and just got to keep filling him up with pain meds.
Temp down now though.
So...all my plans for this week have gone tits up! Hoping he is OK to go back on Thursday once he can eat and drink properly.

Oh - ouch :( poor mite. And poor you...