Swagger Inn thread 117 - (some) Wenches do Road Trips

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Yet another thread of Musketeer perving appreciation.

Meanwhile some wenches go on/continue road trips across the UK

I do quite fancy Francesco though. Not on the Aramis scale obviously.

Laters Francesco.

And carrots

Must be a bugger to run in Anne

I think I quite fancy Louise.

I quite like him too morelike

Basket fighting - nae luck Francesco

Oh Porthos - how are you going to question him now? dog will haev to corner Not-Princess-Louise instead.

A true wench would've said 'drop your trousers'

Yes Fancy but Milady gets the best assassin lines

True fancy

Why does she bugger about talking to Dog at the gate, silly cow? Otherwise she is cool.

too late Dog, He's dead Jim

She does helen. And has the best heaving bosom

Too late Dog.

I love the way they needed Aramis to hold two fingers on his neck to know hew as dead.

He could have washed his hands.

Oooh symbolic blood on his hands.

Come on Louise. You know better than to trust another assassin.

Absolutely morelike, cos it's not like none of them will've seen a dead body before

What's the point in making up a bed for Louise if you chain her to the wall?

Massive missed opportunuity for a Musketeers spin-off here - Milady & Not-Louise - Assasins to the Great and the Good. Foiling idiot men the world over in Paris. Or some such

Fan-fic Helen?

It's not really that obvious he's a Spanish spy though, as he never does any spying!

Good plan, Helen.

I also wondered that re the bed. Seems a bit cruel really.

Yes Anne silly Louise. Bye bye Louise, but ta muchly for telling us the whole plot.

Bond he ain't.

They would be awesome helen - total wenches. And would shag lots of hot men