Swagger Inn thread 117 - (some) Wenches do Road Trips

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Yet another thread of Musketeer perving appreciation.

Meanwhile some wenches go on/continue road trips across the UK

Oh they sound fabulous Anne.
Glad you're home safe.

I think I recognise the handwriting - there appears to be no postmark) from another package I may have received from this wench before. Detective skills.

I'm still clueless.

Good vibes for tomorrow appreciated....

Tart OMG THAT PICTURE!!!!

My ovaries have exploded...

Good vibes to you Badderz

Minty You are too kind, lovely! I'm working on a few more, I'm getting my writing mojo at the moment!

liv this is for you and your eyes only - NOT The Big C - if little shrivelling cock goes anywhere near this boy, it will be murder enjoy

If we're talking Secret Santi, I got a 'Musketeers Season 3 Survival Kit' with:

2 packets of tissues
A little bottle of red wine
A little bottle of fizz
A packet of chicken noodle soup mix (surely that should be mushroom soup although I'm glad it's not, since mushroom soup is )
A little packet of lindor which I may have eaten on the train home
A little bottle of baby oil
A pair of lacy knickers
2 condoms

(I think that's it - it's all in the other room from unpacking, and I'm too warm under a blanket on the sofa to get up - had to put the heating on for the first time this year )

It's hilarious, and the booze and the soup will be going with me to imminentnextjob, so thank you again SecretSanti!

Tart

1. Nothing shrivelled about the Cardinal's eye-wateringly huge cock;

1. I won't show him anyway

Secret Santa: I got a fabulous lego Athos (and a backup fake Athos for DS to steal), and some chocolate my life is complete.

(will post pics when I actually take some)

Good luck for tomorrow Badders

Minty I got all confused and didn't say goodbye yesterday - soz. (I lost track of who was going to be where today) An it was a fantastic meet-up. MrElk was an utter uber-cool star, and the mini-wenches were too.

Laters....

(and to reiterate, there were no deadlines given out for Secret santa gift, except to one person who specifically asked me.)

Minty, I worked out a few whilst they were being opened. I am skilled I tell you.

re. Secret Santa, I'm planning to share who bought for who(m?) around Christmas... unless anyone objects? Because I know some people really want to thank the actual person...

Next time my ex comes up to visit in his van, I'm going to make him wear the Cardinal mask

Thank you Helen.

Snogs and parps Helen.

I think sharing would be great. I'd love to thank mine for my 'oh my Dog' mug.

Anne...I'll bribe you if you know mine...

Right, so no rewatch tonight? Just checking...not bothered if most people are too knackered.

I would but I'm having sexy times with the Cardinal - it's Cardinal SINday and I have a lot to confess

Placematting. Home. Chilled. Loved up.

I am clueless as to who got my secret santa, except that I think they were there, as I don't think it was posted. Unless some other obliging wench removed the outer packaging and....arghhhh!!

Eh? Are you saying I have a good poker face? Or is that some kind of a double bluff?

Good luck for tomorrow badders

liv tbf you always have lots to confess you filthy wench. (Please don't change )