Swagger Inn Thread 115: She's baaaaaaack!!! Hwyl fawr rugby! Helo green goddess!

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Tidy.

Night helen & comtess, have spent a rather pleasant evening where my children have actually talked to me!

Glad you're feeling better anne & thanks for the pics.

Glad parents' evening went well helen, 'singular' at the end, said with humour sounds more positive than at the beginning & said with a serious face!

Just got back from pub.
Thinking naughty thoughts .......

Is this what the pearl clutchers were objecting to??????

Probably obs - and that says it all doesn't it? What self-respecting Athos wench would think of clutching pearls if they got anywhere near that

The blob has,landed, I repeat, the blob has landed

I still haven't found yours flops

Morning.

At least it's here badders & it can now hurry up with what it needs to do & then FTFO.

Not had this one for a while

Morning wenches... Well that pic of Tom certainly woke me up..... just what a wench needs first thing anyway... Found this chap skulking round the Tav... So I shall be mainly occupying my thoughts on him and all I could do to him whilst trying to live a RL for the day..

Do you know what I love? Being woken up at 5 by puppy crying and finding she's pooed and trodden it all round the utility room, including jumping up at walks and radiators. Joy

Anyhooo, morning lovely wenches. badders, is your blob bad enough to count for both of us?

Sorry bads, just realised how awful that sounded!

Morning all!

Hell's bells Obs that made me jump. Not that I haven't seen it before.

Oh Floppers poor you. I've never had a dog, but that sounds worse than a baby. Do they do nappies for puppies?

Have to go to the dentist this morning and have needles stuck into my gums to see how bad they are. It's supposed to be painless, but it isn't. Nothing can be done about them anyway. I reckon it's just another money-making scheme for dentists.

Have a good day all!

Morning wenches!

DArts Yes he escaped from the dungeon this morning - be gentle with him...

And here's a tasty treat for you all on a dull November morning...

Livs I wish I could be gentle... But am in a full on feist today so he may have a hard time from me ..... need to vent some anger and get a release somehow

Oh okay - his arse may be a little sore though - you know what the Cardinal is like

Morning all. No news. Exhausted!! Can't wait for next weekend. Just made soda bread for the first time, it's in the oven. Love to all wenches.

lyndie I would offer you Dog but looks like Tart is having lots of angry sex with him

liv and lyndie I am and it is helping .... But he is still young .... So will I am sure be able to rise to the challenge (ylt) later when I am done and dusted with him.....

Ha! Sadly yes it is, flops
Just got back in...Had to go to tone to pick up a parcel and then take mum to dentists.
Am knackered....and hot!! It's so hot out there!!!

Okay tart - if you are sure you won't wear him out, can you pass him to lyndie next - the Cardinal and I have our own sexy plans tonight

Nice try Fluff - but with what the Cardinal has planned, you won't be able to block the noise out like that....

Oh those will work, I'm sure not a chance

LOOK WHAT I FOUND

THAT'S ONE OF MY VERY FAVOURITE GIFS FANCY.

ODG, CAN YOU HEAR THAT????