Swagger Inn Thread 115: She's baaaaaaack!!! Hwyl fawr rugby! Helo green goddess!

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Tidy.

Who said that???

Oops, sorry Nor....didn't see you there

GOOD GOD APERS GET BACK TO THE WRITING FOR HEAVENSSAKE!

Apes...yes.
YES!
ExActly.
Mouse...come.to my house and we can be miserable together. No idea wtaf is wrong with me but my whole.digestive system seems to be packing up :(
In other news I have just ordered an iphone6. Why you may ask? I have no idea!
I'm pre blob and doing odd things....

Did you need a phone Badders? Not a bad purchase if that is the case!!

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Ello lovely!

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Badders You don't need a reason to get an iPhone - they are awesome

My contract was up so I'm going to use my old one as an iPod :)
I'm quite excited! It's only £1 more than my old contract too!
Had to buy ds1 some new under armour for football. £40 gone
Then they both needed new bodywarmers £20 gone
Xmas pjs for ds1 £12 gone
Spendy day!

Then enjoy it Badders!!

Oh, my contract is up as well, h keeps badgering me to upgrade but really all I want is my old one that I could open and close (so it folded down on itself IySWIM) and has the funny picture of the cat on the screen.
Does anyone else miss slamming the phone down?

P.s. I luffs you liv oops! soz elk! did that make you jump?

Pps, YES APERSZ GET THE FUCK ON WITH IT. AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT TELL THAT FUCKING NONNY I'M NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER HERE.

(all said in a muffled voice from the general vicinity of elky's nethers.)

I luffs you too Norah

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I don't do it another way moi luvurrrrrrr.

Elky seems to be enjoying it too

How long do you think snacks like crisps and coke and chocolate etc could last in a vending machine? Would it be edible after say, Oooh I dunno, a decade?

Asking for a friend.

Ooh dunno Nor depends what it was??!!

Are we allowed to talk about laundry these days? Only I've just shoved the throws from our lounge into the wash, God only knows when they were last done. The kids eat on them, use them to make tents, ill people snuggle up in them, they must be honking. Hot wash and some stain stuff and fingers crossed!!

FFS ELK, APES, NONNY AND BADS GET ON WITH THE ATHOS FILTH PLEEEEEAAAAASEEEEEE!!!

Here ya go Wicked - something to distract you while you are waiting...

THIS is what I'm talking about!

It's been so long I can't remember where I got to!

Afternoon wenches. Well I'm glad I didn't decide to catch up with the thread whilst eating lunch but I am glad I reacquainted myself with the Araporn in the Snug, hehe.

Happy birthday to morelike

hope your heads are better madame & apricot

Yikes mouse, sounds horrible, think a trip to the docs would be good

Fancy I can understand that a pic of Athos is likely to have you feeling a tad sick - on the plus side, there are some particularly gorgeous pics of PC upthread

Wicked I presume barf is Swedish for 'OMC HE IS HOT!!'

Christ Liv that pic certainly distracted me.

I'm re-writing my first attempt at Tav lit and I went back in time and I'm starting with how Norah (who is now Lyse) met Porthos and comtesse and kate. I've just got to where I started with that attempt (having re-written malc's Northos where they smash stuff in the cellar, which is what started the whole thing off) and there was Athos porn in that storyline sooooo....

^^ It's okay Fluff - it's natural to be totally overwhelmed by his masculine perfection

I always like a good laundry post. Well done lyndie I washed the blankets the other day and it was quite nice seeing them all lined up in the line. Colourful.

Well, I was thinking junk type food like chocolate, nuts and crisps etc.

Or rather, my friend was.

LIV!!
Pack that in!
You are making wenches nauseous!

Oh livvie you and two cocks capaldi eh?