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elwar · 03/05/2002 12:07

I was sent the following by email, and it struck such a chord with me that I wondered if there were any other 'flitters' out there (people who flit from one task to another without finishing anything)

They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition.

Hooray!! I have recently been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.! Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder...

This is how it goes: I decide to wash the car; I start toward the garage and notice the mail on the table.

Ok, I'm going to wash the car. But first I'm going to go through the mail. I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk mail and I notice the bin is full.

OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk and take the rubbish out, but since I'm going to be near the mailbox anyway, I'll pay these few bills first. Now, where is my chequebook? Oops, there's only one cheque left. My extra cheques are in my desk.

Oh, there's the coke I was drinking. I'm going to look for those cheques. But first I need to put my coke further away from the computer, oh maybe I'll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a while. I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my eye, they need some water.

I set the coke on the counter and uh oh! There are my glasses. I was looking for them all morning! I'd better put them away first. I fill a container with water and head for the flower pots - - Aaaaaagh! Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen. We'll never think to look in the kitchen tonight when we want to watch television so I'd better put it back in the living room where it belongs.

I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor, I throw the remote onto a soft cushion on the sofa and I head back down the hall trying to figure out what it was I was going to do?

End of Day: The car isn't washed, the bills are unpaid, the coke is sitting on the kitchen counter, the flowers are half watered, the checkbook still only has one check in it and I can't seem to find my car keys!

When I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm baffled because I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY LONG!!!

I realize this is a serious condition and I'll get help, BUT FIRST I think I'll check my e-mail...

Please send this to everyone you know because I DON'T REMEMBER TO WHOM I'VE SENT THIS !!!

OP posts:
SueDonim · 03/05/2002 12:52

It reminds me of a definiton of a mother that I heard once. "A mother is a person who starts many tasks but finishes very few."

mollipops · 06/05/2002 03:15

Love it, this must have been written by a spy at my house (except read "half a mug of cold tea" for the coke!)

LiamsMum · 06/05/2002 03:39

Sounds just like my life. At least there's more than one of us out there.

fp · 06/05/2002 07:21

Me too!!!! I never finish anything. Dh goes around the house finishing all the jobs I started then left!!!

Rhiannon · 06/05/2002 20:47

Am proud to say we cleaned out under the stairs yesterday, it's now a storage area not a junk pile. There's a pile of stuff for the car boot sale in the garage and you can see the work surfaces in the laundry room (this week anyway). I now have a basket full of cr*p to sort out (full to the brim).

This is one of a long list of jobs as just about every other cupboard in the house needs emptying so I don't feel too saintly.

I am starting to put anything lying around (like MCD's toys, pens etc) away for my Samaritans Christmas boxes that go to developing European countries (especially Rumania). It's a great way of having a clear out and helping in a small way. R

Bron · 06/05/2002 21:47

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