So my 2.9 year old son and I went shopping for a birthday present for his father. Every shop we went into, he would stand with his hands on his hips and say: nothing here mummy, let's try somewhere else.
That was until we got to Boots. He then charged around the shop in a frenzy of excitement insisting that my DH would like a new toothbrush , masacara, a flannel etc for his birthday. Anyway, I'm standing at the prescriptions counter in a queue of people and my son decides to choose moment to grab a product off the shelf and shout loudly: this is what daddy will want mummy!
Of course everyone turns to look - and what is he waving around? A can of durex intimate spray which apparently provides a warm and tingly sensation. I could have happily fallen into a hole just then.