Swagger Inn: Thread 112: Oktoberfest 2015 UK stylee wenches parteeeeee.

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Wenches know how to parteeeee. The 2015 Oktoberfest is in Munich. Now, who do we know who lives in Munich eh? Shall we transport ourselves over, virtually, using the Tardis? Or shall we just wench and party and have our own Musketeer tribute UK based Oktoberfest of our own?

Caught up a bit, well the last 4 pages anyway. Nor that outfit looks fab, however you could totally rock the steam punk look, but I am now picturing you as a female version of Slash from Guns n Roses, sitting in the theatre wearing a massive top hat over huge hair.

Fancy a novel use for a Moonbucket I must say, beats those ridiculous clutch bags that you can't even fit a lippy in.

Helen who was that with the hammer?? I'm baffled, is it Santi....coz the face looks like Tom.

And how long am I supposed to sit with Lyclear on my head?, it's been about 2 hours....will that do the trick do you think forFUCKSsake we'd been clear of the little fuckers all summer holiday, then the moment she goes back to school

On second look, obvs not Tom...not with those guns. Sorry Tom....I've got some kettle bells you can borrow if you like....

I was just going to suggest that you should look at his arms Elk

I don't think you need to leave it on for 2 hours elk . Ah well, they'll be very dead. Good luck with shampooing it all out - it always leaves my head so itchy I'd probably be better off with nits!

Well, the boys were very entertaining. Not a patch on Aramis obviously but Athos was useful and Dog was enthusiastic. Porthos was erm determined. Treville was a revelation but, as I said, not even close to Aramis. Not tonight for Aramis though because it's Thursday.

Watched GBBO. Crying along with everyone at the end. Would have been happy with any winner.

(My iPad now recognises everywench as an autotext )

Thursday? How long have you been up there Letus?

Mmmm. You know when you have a long hot deep bath with a glass of wine and get out feeling sooo relaxed you are almost comatose?

Well that. Night wenches

Fucksake. Wednesday. It's been a very long week so far and today seemed to go forfuckingever so I could actually have looped all the way round by a week and a day.

That sounds blissful MrsB.

I think I'd better be up to the hayloft myself. I've tidied up after the earlier shenanigans but now I really fancy some paella.

Night wenches

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BADDERSZ!

Oooh looky at him coming to wish you a happy birthday. Ooof

Happy Birthday Badders

morning Norah

Morning wenches.

Happiest of happy birthdays Badderz!

I so totally cannot be arsed today . I'll have to wench it up.

Happy birthday wifey

And here's a pic of the northern light that a colleague of mine posted.

Thank you my lovely wenches
Having a tough time health wise atm so sorry to be awol
Obviously ilya xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Happy birthday badders, hope you're feeling Athos better soon

Lovely pic ww

Happy birthday bads! get well soon!

wwwow amazing pic - do you see the northern lights a lot?

I have never seen it, only people that live waaaaaay up north do.

Lots of hugs for my wifey

lyndie yes he is def well dressed. But he is also australian.

Morning all

at Elk confusing Santi and Tom
and for the birthday girl. Get well soon, ok?

And now, time to look at the email mountain/hellish database/anything else that has landed on my plate in the last two days...

Morning wenches!

Arf at Lyndie thinking she'd killed the thread and gathering us all back in. Hope you have a good holiday.

The Northern Lights were visible in many parts of the UK last night, as apparently the Earth is moving into a new alignment with the sun. I looked before going to bed, but saw bugger all. I've never seen them.

Happy Birthday Badders, hope you feel better soon. Here's Athos for you.

I'm going to have a look at that mindfulness thing when I've got time.

Off out later to NationalTrustplacewhichhasaconnectionwiththePreRaphaelites. It's only 200 hundred yards up the road but we haven't been for years.

Apricot. I like that gif

I've never seen the Northern lights either - every time they are in my area its cloudy. FMLackOfNorthernLights.

Would have posted Athos for Badders but I used up my entire picture ration yesterday. Then got side-tracked onto This thread

And now I HAVE to get on with work...

Why is it so hot when a musketeer acts like that but if a "normal guy" did the same I would serve him his balls for breakfast?

Because 'normal' guys aren't HBFs in leather with an assortment of weapons dangling off them.

Have got a load of washing on the line, one in the machine, and have just dropped buttered marmite toast the wrong way up onto my keyboard and the book I'm working on. Argh!!!!

"Weapons"

Yep, Badders is just fine.