This opens old wounds, but is therapuetic.
BT's new theme song, to be sung to the tune of "Bow Down Mister" by Jesus Loves You, aka Boy George:
From Bombay to Bangalore,
Helpdesk callers know the score,
We can't help you any more,
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
If your connection's up the creek.
We'll call you sometime next week.
Yes, it's such a fecking cheek,
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Line's down, mister,
Sorry sorry,
Sorry sorry,
Line's down, mister,
Like we really care.
Every time you call BT,
Go through options 1 to 3,
Then you get put on to me,
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I don't have a bleeding clue
How to give advice to you,
Less help than a child of two,
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Line's down, mister,
Sorry sorry,
Sorry sorry,
Line's down, mister,
Like we really care.
Please be patient while I see
Your records here in front of me,
Hold the line now and I'll be
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Yes, we can apologise,
Till it's coming out your eyes,
But we're so cr*p when we advise,
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Line's down, mister,
Sorry sorry,
Sorry sorry,
Line's down, mister,
Like we really care.
Can't tell if it's your PC,
User login or ID,
Router or your USB,
I don't have a clue.
From Bombay to Bangalore,
Broadband users know the score,
They can't take it any more,
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Line's down, mister,
Sorry sorry,
Sorry sorry,
Line's down, mister,
Have a lovely day.