Swagger Inn Thread 108: Swords at the ready? Musketeering a go-go.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Welcome to Thread 108 of rampant objectification and plot discussion perving over BBC Musketeers and any other HBFs that take your fancy

Pull up a bar stool, be polite to mother superior and she may get you the dirnk of your choice.

There will be a roll call once all wenches are back from their summer hols.

ho hey!

He really does look like Cantona!

Ooh we get the Cardinal in his nightshirt later!

And that is a very good thing liv

The nightshirt? Oh yes I know

Oh isn't kingy sweet when he is most vacant and confused

Have just realised I've been watching on mute Idiot wench. too much going on with Chez SisterHelen and background noise (DS
burbling down monitor about minecraft - Got the F* to Sleep!!).

Cardinal stropping about women's education...

Argh late! Just switched on. Ep 7 right?!

Ho hey!

And no to movie Helen, we made a Toothless out of cardboard, paper and glue sticks instead

Oh music finished. Go Ninion

Wonderful 'what a knobber' look from Queenie

"Did she just refuse my company? Is that allowed?" Arf

Im well behind. Cantona's just been mugged. Where you all at now?

Yes madame

Yes that Kingy scene was fab wasn't it issy?

Connie talking to dog & porthos, 8 mins in

Cardinal plotting. Connie fretting re Fleur.

Oh Kingy does have some good lines in this ep

'That's the one'

Indeed fancy

Ffwding fucking awful ninon.

The Cardinal is a dirty minded fecker

Love kingy looking stroppy about Eric's pamphlet.

I love it when Trev laughs at Kingy

Flirty time

His charm will work here

issy cardinal has the best fucking line in the whole history of the show in this ep!(imo)

[Paraphrasing loosely] "Here is a box containing cantonas ashes. Please tell the pope any more envoys that he sends me will be returned in the same condition."

'Spiriting them away to her boudoir' - yes the Cardinal is definitely a perv