Swagger Inn Thread 106 : Roll Up, Roll Up, Get Yer Freshly-Picked HBFs Here!

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Come one, come all to the Swagger Inn, where we talk about the BBC Musketeers.

Here's a bunch of handsome men to gaze upon

Poor Drinky

Nope, haven't called the doctor yet

I have the same problem Bads I'm trying to get healthy, even binned the wheat flour I had at home, and been watching a rerun of GBBO and I'm dying for cake

Have fun Apes

You wouldn't want many of the cakes that were on tonight ww! Believe.
Beetroot in a cake?
Fuck the fuck off

We're GBBO-ing on catch-up...

Thanks Helen wicked chaise apes amdnif course minty and baddz

Can't drink really! Have no Dioralate (sp!) And fancied a plum but Two bites and i felt like stones in my stomach. Have some boiledmwater cause fresh is vom inducing. Poor dd to orrow, she'll have cabin fever.

Drink can't drink? Oh the irony... You know we'd all be taking DD out for the day for you if we were closer... (through disinfectant barrier)

. You're the only other person I've met, except for my family, who prefers boiled water when dealing with a dodgy stomach. Are we related?

Are you still feeling rotten, or is it easing?

Evening wenches. Have RBNRM. Hope you're feeling much better very soon Drink.

Bake Off was excellent.

After an unsuccessful shopping adventure on the way home from work today, I tried on my swimsuit from two years ago. Apart from the fact it makes me look like a wrestler/weightlifter, I'm sure it's fine . Wonder if I've time to get to Sports Direct in the morning? Also, who wants to do my packing? I hate packing.

I feel the need for more Aramis.

Just for you then letus

Night all, I'm off to the hayloft.
LetUs you off on holiday? Have fun...
WW glad you're feeling a bit better - hope it continues
Drink

etc etc etc....

Night helen

Poor Drink. Nasty nasty. I remember many years ago my sister eating takeaway biryani (with rice) for breakfast. Armageddon. Boiled water a very good idea if it helps you keep it down.

Hope the weather improves for Apricot

Letus I saw a nice polkadot tankini in Sports direct last time.

Just in from hideous long meeting. Have had Alpen for tea. Not the best but can't be arsed to do anything else.

Night my lovelies. Here's to less chundering and financial boredom tomorrow eh .

I loved Badders about the not clearing up vom but happy to get the Lucozade. Exactly my position too mind.

Night darlings XX

Morning all.
Have fed livestock.
Can I go back to bed now?

Hopes Drink is ok and the boiled water has worked.

Just finished watching Bake off. Am thinking of Badders disgust at all the beetroot and Apricot in her caravan with the rain lashing down! Oh how I've been there, many a time.

I am good at: looking after sick people, am good at entertaining pre school children, providing lucozade( we always have atleast 2 packs of the 48 bottle cases), and pooh and vomit don't bother me.
Just offering such services.

Chaise...don't get me fucking started on vegetables in cakes! Gives me the rage ????
Drink...hold you are still alive my love?
Ww..how you feeling today?
Have loads of stuff to do before my induction morning tomorrow...yet am sitting here on mn...hmmm...

Morning wenches. Saw some okay ones on the website so fingers crossed for the shop Comtess!

Hope you're better today Drink.

We go away on Saturday.

I liked Flora off Bake Off last night.

I think we need more

Morning all.

Am utterly baffled. It's Tube Strike Day, I left home an hour earlier than usual. My train is quieter than normal for this time, and the alleged queues are nowhere to be seen. I think maybe after last time everyone has taken the day off. Have still got 40 mins walk from station to workplace, though.

No drink, you're giving yourself too much of a hard time! I am similar. Very strict, then very give-in-y.
Kids love coming to my house. Other people's kids like me. But I am shite with my own. Ha ha. Oh the irony!!

I speak to mine as adults.
I disagree with this kids-speak-twaddle. Go go ga ga - lets do baby speak, until they are 18 and a half!

Morning!! What is this ungodly hour of the day?

Drink hope you're better lovely. There is nothing wrong with your parenting style. God, motherhood! A beautiful combination of self-loathing, muddling through & wine eh?

LetUs good luck. There is no hell on earth to compare with swimming coz/bikini shopping. I'm getting a big hysterical at the thought of bikinis next week after 5 years without a hot hol.

Sorry Baddz but I love a carrot cake.

And packing - I'm only actually taking one thing on hol this year. OK, so he's going to have to curl up pretty small for me to get the case zipped, but we can iron out those kinks on arrival.

And just to add to the beautiful decorations in here.... because really, it need to be on every page.

Morning

Had the weirdest dream! I dreamt that all the wenches were visiting me in Sweden but somehow we were all staying at Apes, but she had been working night so she was still asleep when we all showed up. I tried to keep the wenches silent so we wouldn't disturb Apes.

Then we went food shopping and I had to point out the best supermarket and finally there someones husband had shown upp and started putting lots of stuff in the shopping thingy and I kept shouting that we're on a budget!

Then Apes and her DH were backing with their car and caravan (?) and I also had to back with a car and a smaller trailer which I actually managed to do.

Now we're plating duplo amd I'm doing everything wrong. Give me strength.