Swagger Inn Thread 101 - we're out & we're proud of our love for The Musketeers

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So, we have passed our 100,000 posts of Musketeer-related musings & as befits such an achievement, we got our shout-out on Twitter from Jess Pope Any lurkers out there, come on in & state your boffing order.

In the spirit of celebration, I am also imposing the rule that everywench's first post in here has to be accompanied by a pretty Musketeers pic. Don't let me down now mis wenchitas.

Mmm, thanks Comtesse

You lot are all pervs. :-*

According to Fancy I´m a perfect perv

Well I'm not a perv ^^

Comtess just want to say I posted that clip elsewhere with a knicker-related response too We are as one.

Fuckinell.

Livia

Okay so that wasn't remotely believable

^^

Norah you are hot because you are hawt.

Baddz, I think you may find this moderately amusing

Cinn
I swear we must have borrowers the amount of socks I "lose"

Wenches, what can I cook with a packet of turket mince ? Fuck knows why I bought it it was probably in the reduced section, and it's been staring at me accusingly from the second drawer of the freezer for ages. I suspect I may end up chucking it feckless waster

Turket ? FFS. Turkey. Just tried to correct it to tukery

Turkey mince? Just add onions, mushrooms, random veg (in it, or separately) and shepherds pie type thing.

Probably no good to ask me - I cooked for the first time in years tonight - cheese on toast

Turkey balls with pasta?

Glare back at it and get a takeaway?

I have the tennis on and that interview to listen to later. Good times.

Turkey enchiladas?

I dunno, if I buy turkey I usually buy the strips you turn into stir fry.

Toddlermouse has gone loopy after a weekend of no sleep and has trashed his room. I am furious. Not at him but he really doesn't handle major disruption to his routine and loud noise. But he has gone into destructive mode and pulled down a lampshade and a wall sticker and ripped them to buggery. He's normally so good and careful with his things.

I've gone to have some time to myself to calm down.

For Mouse

By time to yourself....ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.is that a euphemism?

I've had ZERO time to myself since ds1 finished his exams. ZERO TIME WENCHES. I can't even guarantee it at night when h is away because of SmallestFolker.

Turkey mince you say? Hmmm. Just use it like you would normal mince? Fuck knows. I don't buy the fancy mince

Aaaah, yes. The mystery of the missing socks.

Oh Mouse. Argh!!! and It's a shame your new sweatshirt arrived after the annoying festival thingy. You could have worn it and walked through them all. I'm sure they wouldn't have appreciated it.

Norah - tell DS1 to get out there and get a job?

Have this to help:

And this..

And this...

thanks wenches. I'm starting to feel better. It's a complication of his SEN, he can't vocalise his frustration so he does this instead sometimes. Unfortunately, I'm not feeling my best in terms of handling it today.

Yep no such thing as time to yourself. I can still here mouselets babbling.

And some fucker is drilling outside. I've got my Windows open and he's drilling at 9 in the evening. Fucks sake.

Mouse

Would you feel better if I posted some more PC pics?

I was being flippant about the drill guy btw.

Can you sit down and have a quiet few moments - it sounds like the last few days have been very stressful.