Newbie saying hello in an irritating fashion - just want to get to know you all better <trills>

[SneakyMouse]

I'm new to MN - looks like a lovely fun place to be though.

You all seem like a smashing bunch of guys.

Are there any women here though? Seems quite "male-dominated"?

Actually, he calls all hedgehogs that - I don't know why...!

because he suspects that they are mice in disguise? he might be onto something there, y'know...

Mice in prickly overcoats?

Now that is sneaky...

I plead flu and chest infection

But it was your turn of phrase that gave you away, even to my snot-addled brain

thank you for the giggle, sneaky hunker

Not that sneaky...the prickly coats are sooooooo heavy that it slows them down. This causes a bit of a problem when crossing the road....Never see mice roadkill, do you?

no, the dead ones are the real hedgehogs.
hunker's son can spot the sneaky mice, greeny, he's not saying that hedgehogs don't exist... that would be nuts. just that they have been infiltrated by cunning mice in spiky garb, intent on pinching their stereos when the dopey buggers go so sleep for winter.
perhaps the way they get in with the hedgehog community is my lingering by the roadside noting the h'hog fatalities, whipping on their prickly coats and returning home to the families of the dead hogs all Martin Guerre-style..?

i have root canal treatment at 3.15pm. please offer up a prayer for me that i don't vomit all over the floor of the surgery, like i did the last time.

Dear Aitch
Sympathy and respect for the root canal. I hope for your sake that you didn't vomit, but if you did it will have been the dentist's fault.
I know a good lawyer.

do you know a good dentist? i don't...