Right, I have compiled a boho-ometer. How bohemian are you?
Have you ever posed naked as an artist?s model? 10 points for yes, bonus 10 points if you also had sex with him/her afterwards
Are you bisexual? 10 points for yes
Do you define yourself as an artist (even if your boss defines you as a systems analyst)? 10 points for yes
Do you have a car less than 10 years old? Deduct 10 points for yes unless it is borrowed from a rich pal
Can you remember if your friends? houses are clean? 10 points if you?re not sure/ have never really thought about it
Do you despise neat box houses and conventional lifestyles? 10 points for yes
Do you ever deliberately exercise? 10 points for no
Is it more important to have read a novel during the week or to have cleaned the toilet? 10 points for the novel
Was your first home a garret? 10 points for yes
Do your kids have airy fairy boho names? Add 2 points for each name, 5 more if you have changed your own name along these lines, even if only unofficially
Is your primary relationship what you would call ?unusual?? 5 points. Bonus 5 points for each other sexual relationship you are currently invovled in
Do you consider yourself an intellectual? 10 points for yes
Do you drink more than the government recommended amount? 10 points for yes, bonus 5 if you don?t know the govt recommended amount
Are you musical? 5 points for yes
Are you financially irresponsible? 10 points for yes
Do you love one-off creations and despise anything mass produced? 10 points for yes
Do you and your kids like to wee outdoors? 5 points for each of you who do
Is your house somewhat run down? 10 points for yes
Do you live in a cheap area? 10 points for yes
Do you have locks on the bathroom door(s) ? deduct 5 points for each
Do you like velvet in your home? 5 points for yes
Do you love the colour purple? 5 points for yes
Do you have an open fire? 10 points for yes
Do you have brightly coloured silk underwear? 10 points for yes
Have you ever had an STD? 5 points for each time
Finally, add 5 points for each different cat you have fed in the last year