Now open..Free MUMSNET virtual bakery..what can i get you madam??

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can you tell i want to eat all the choccy biscuits me and the girls have just baked!!..anyway....ill be having an eclair!

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Honest it is innocent

Spannapiana

DH is coming back from LA tonight.

I have just seen there is a Cinnabon stand at the airport. Am off to text him to bring home vital supplies...I would like one, the bump would like one...

As i am sat here alone yet again withthe dinner sat in the oven waiting for himself to come home i will have a very creamy bun with coffee iceing please

Pop over to the bar , its open in CHAT ..

Are you still open?

Am off the vino so can't go to the bar - would love a big sticky choc eclair please!

(although am a bit full of choc hob-nobs tbh)

I'm sure I'll cope though!

Better be open, I'm hanging out for a poppyseed cake drizzled with icing

i want a virtual belgian bun - i am on atkins - so virtual is fine - i really want one - please can you serve that with a vanilla slice yum yum. and some profiteroles.

coffee, black

can i have one of each of these please?

mm is that a walnut donut??? mmmmmm oh god i want one

Now that sounds like a fine diet, custy

Oh dear - think the cream was a bit off in that one. Best try another!

OMG! Extended opening hours!

Any vanilla slices left please?

Custard doughnuts,jammy doughnuts smothered in sugar,chocolate eclair,belgian bun,warm crusty bread,vegetarian pastie,croissants,pain au chocolat,cheesey rolls,cheese scones,banana muffins,carrot cake,eccles cake,iced buns,choux buns filled with cream and covered in chocolate mmmmmhhhhh oh hell ,just sell me the bakery.

sorry was shagging...what have I missed lol

Is there a bun in the oven?

as you may well notice all these people are throwing money at you for cake.

except me.

1 custykid i am coming
fifty dolla2 Rhubarb will only come if someone buys her a Guinness (pint)
fifty dolla3 serenity - said I was coming further down, but oh no I'm invisible going to sulk now
fifty dolla4 flutterbee
fifty dolla5 bresha
fifty dolla6 CD
fifty dolla7 bugsy
fifty dolla8 fattiemamma she is coming
fifty dolla9 carmenere
fifty dolla10 panina
fifty dolla11 UCm Are you coming - not seen you around?
fifty dolla12 sherlock you're coming
fifty dolla13 Uwila
fifty dolla14 crunchie - the new GOD your coming
fifty dolla15 Spidermama are you defo coming
fifty dolla16 prettymum (im new so plz talk to me!!) are you still on Mumsnet?
fifty dolla17 mustrunmore Yes I'll be there!!
fifty dolla18 hat who are you?
fifty dolla19 PanicPants
fifty dolla20 theflumpsmum are you coming?
fifty dolla21 MagicGenie who are you - are you coming?
fifty dolla22 Kiwikat
fifty dolla23 rbj949703
fifty dolla24 whimsy
fifty dolla25 nutcracker (18th or 25th please
fifty dolla26 VVVQV (how very dare you forget me, im lovely) she's coming
fifty dolla27 bubble99 (plus stitches and a leaky pelvic floor - lets dig deep and bring some spare tena, ladies) are you coming?
fifty dolla28 mistressmiggins is coming
fifty dolla29 peachygirl
fifty dolla30 beetle73
fifty dolla31 imaginaryfriend you're coming
fifty dolla32 Essbee are you coming
fifty dolla33 MarsLady you're coming cos i said
fifty dolla34 Babyonboard are you?
fifty dolla35 Rabbitrabbit
fifty dolla36 DVX
fifty dolla37 Sophable you're coming cos you're lovley.
fifty dolla38 psychomum5
fifty dolla39 jasnem
fifty dolla40 stitch you'er coming because you're one of about three people i remember from last year!
fifty dolla41 NomDePlume
fifty dolla42 Southeastastra
fifty dolla43 ScummyMummy (who already has a very lovely badge.) you have to come - becuase i am kipping at your house
fifty dolla44 Gizmo
fifty dolla45 MrsBigD
fifty dolla46 unicorn (hey mrs bd we can travel together?!)
fifty dolla47 tallmummy (fattiemamma - I could meet you on the train at Crawley!)
fifty dolla48 MadameButterly
fifty dolla49 Quootiepie
fifty dolla50 Amiable
fifty dolla51 Ladymuck
fifty dolla52 Flamesparrow - Psychomum says I am coming
fifty dolla53 Willow 2
fifty dolla54 Luvmubabes and you>?
fifty dolla55 Loujay and you?
fifty dolla56 Nanou1 and you?
fifty dolla57 MrsRecycle (she doesn't know yet, but she's coming!) do you know yet? Yes, she does.
fifty dolla58 oops
fifty dolla59 alittlebitshy
fifty dolla60 jofeb04
fifty dolla61 Sallystrawberry you're coming i want to meet you, oooh goody, you can tell me what you're all having for dinner? Im coming.
fifty dolla62 Amanda1
fifty dolla63 Bluesarahjayne
fifty dolla64 Kimi
fifty dolla65 Robinhoodspantfloss
fifty dolla66 Caligula
fifty dolla67 Intergalacticwalrus
fifty dolla68 ComeOVeneer - I'll be there
fifty dolla69 Horseshoe
fifty dolla70 Uselessmum + 1 (if possible)
fifty dolla71 Mhamai
fifty dolla72 anorak - coming ready or not
fifty dolla73 shanaz (im new so plz talk to me!!)
fifty dolla74 HunkerMunker (she's a funky chicken) YES, I'm coming! when we are drunk we can hug each other and say " reaalllly sorry i love you" (PMSL Custy - only just seen this )
fifty dolla75 CountTo10
fifty dolla76 SecurMummy
fifty dolla77 me23
fifty dolla78 Cadbury is coming.
fifty dolla79 Satine
fifty dolla80 muma3
fifty dolla81 nattyandthomas
fifty dolla82 yeahinaminute
fifty dolla83 Motherinferior
fifty dolla84 Aero (providing I can pluck up the courage and cadders holds my hand) i made you a badge last year. are you coming?
fifty dolla85 alfiesmum
fifty dolla86 Ulysees - Ulysees is coming! (can I bring a mate?)
fifty dolla87 BUNGLIE, Yep that's me folks! OH and a wheechair
fifty dolla88 Avalou
fifty dolla89 EllieK - (maybe?)
fifty dolla90 mozarellamamma
fifty dolla91 Anniemac
fifty dolla92 novadandypowder
fifty dolla93 melrose
fifty dolla94 dinosaur
fifty dolla95 NQC - is coming
fifty dolla96 Nixnoo
fifty dolla97 pinkchampagne
fifty dolla98 LittleSarah is coming
fifty dolla99 fennel (root vegetable and proud of it)
fifty dolla100 Mrs Doolittle
fifty dolla101 poppy64
fifty dolla102 Greensleeves!!!!! she's coming because we have a corner all picked out
fifty dolla103 themaskedposter ..ah -ha!!! you're coming
fifty dolla104 Lazycow is coming (almost certainly)
fifty dolla105 SewingMadMum - she's coming

whaaaa???

the bakery is free for all tonight..tuck in! and theres more in the back!