D'ya know I used to run multi-million pound accounts..

[twiglett]

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I was thinking a similar thing as I polished a goddam tea pot... (we are selling house, everything must sparkle)
I used to deal with famous people wielding wealth and power, now I deal with what's in my sandwiches, where are the socks...

surely this is more rewarding though?

it surely is, I get more smiles and cuddles from dd and ds than I ever did off Naomi Campbell and Michael Winner rofl

LOL kiwi!!

I used to manage people and decide their pay rises

Yesterday I picked mud off DS1s Buzz Lightyear trainers with a kebab skewer and today I descaled my kettle though!

Yeah I once held liam gallaghers hand to sign an invoice!!!.No joke !! Now I clean pooo every 2hrs !!!. I also used to spend 30K of someone elses money in 30secs !!!

But its much nicer holding dd's hand to help her clean her teeth

Ditto - I handled the company budget and did things like making overnight deposits with £ms. I was departmental Section Head at Co-op's Head Office in treasury and investments.

This morning I'm trying to get a urine stain from a carpet where dd's had an accident.

I prefer my life now. I'd rather deal with my own childrens' p*s that the s*t that used to come out of the senior management's mouths. The company got took over anyway, so I would have been made redundant.

LOL dotteee thats true!! Although would like to send a pooey nappy to my manager.

I hear ya sister ... I used to have responsibility for Asia Pacific and South Africa. The Newspapers used to call me for comment and this morning I had to change a v stinky nappy in front of a group of people I was meeting for the first time.

i WAsNT VERY IMPORTANT AT A LL

You are now Cod

will be soon you guys..

h e he he

I wasn't important at all either - but I thought I was . I used to deal with more tantrums and shit in the music industry than I do with dd, now at least I get a beaming smile for removing the last raison "uck" in the bottom of the box.

sweet!