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Oh my giddy aunt, dp has just used my Mooncup to take out a spider

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FrannyandZooey · 13/10/2006 21:46

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FrannyandZooey · 13/10/2006 22:08

Oh bloody nora

He DIDN'T do it at all, Tatties was right

A bloody wind up and I fell for it

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TheBlairAitchProject · 13/10/2006 22:10

pppfffffffffttttttshwahaaaaaaaaw...
i think perhaps you should place your mooncup in the discreet drawstring bag from now on...

Tatties · 13/10/2006 22:12

I knew it! It was the "Oh not that big, it fitted fine in your Mooncup" line that gave it away Tell him he's very naughty.

2nervesleft · 13/10/2006 22:13

Oh Bloody Nora? Frannyandzoey - do you know my mum??? Are you welsh??

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FrannyandZooey · 13/10/2006 22:15

Oh Aitch it was in the bag, it is clearly a bloody wind up now

I was just totally freaked by the whole thing, I get very agitated by spiders in the house anyway (I have strict strategies I employ so that none should actually get over the threshold in the first place), so I think he could have told me anything and I would have believed it

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FrannyandZooey · 13/10/2006 22:17

2nerves - I am partial to swearing and have worked with children for umpteen years, you have to be a little creative with language in that situation

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2nervesleft · 13/10/2006 22:38

I love it. Keep it up, it's too easy to be vulgar but to be as elequent(?) as you, requires thought, love and attention. Do you say 'Shavings' if you drop something?

2nervesleft · 13/10/2006 22:38

I love it. Keep it up, it's too easy to be vulgar but to be as elequent(?) as you, requires thought, love and attention. Do you say 'Shavings' if you drop something?

2nervesleft · 13/10/2006 22:38

why does double click thing keep happening?

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FrannyandZooey · 13/10/2006 22:40

No I never have before but I will endeavour to begin

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2nervesleft · 13/10/2006 22:41

Oh my Godfathers was a real favourite too.

harpsichordcarrion · 13/10/2006 22:41

that is so funny...

TooTickyTheAppleBobber · 13/10/2006 22:43

Wonderful thread title - almost disappointed it wasn't true (although I daresay you're not )

PandaG · 13/10/2006 22:44

really lol here Franny, firstly at thread title, and then the development. your DP is very quick witted

pamina3 · 13/10/2006 22:45

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NannyStar · 14/10/2006 08:58

"Hope it didn't lay any eggs" - Katymac

Ha ha ha katy...she'll be having spiderbabes!

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FrannyandZooey · 14/10/2006 09:02

I would like to make it very clear that both my Mooncup and my fanjo, have been inspected, and declared free of arachnids and any associated paraphernalia, Thank You Very Much.

There are no loofahs in there either.

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BudaBeast · 14/10/2006 09:05

PMSL F&Z!

Katymac · 14/10/2006 09:06

Yes but even if you just left it on the side spiders may have crawled on it (shudder)

Boil it again...please

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FrannyandZooey · 14/10/2006 09:13

It was safely in its little cute bag

IT HAS HAD NO CONTACT WITH ANY ARTHROPODS WHATSOEVER

I am just an arse for believing my beloved dp who I am plotting a terrible revenge for as we speak

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BudaBeast · 14/10/2006 09:16

OK so you need ides for revenge on your DH??

Bet MN can come up with a few choice ones - will get my thinking cap on!

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FrannyandZooey · 14/10/2006 09:19

Ah, Buda, he is not very easily taken in, and I am a crap liar, so usual means will not work

Last time I put a plastic owl in his bed and that was really quite effective, I might just do that again as it was some time ago, and he will no doubt have forgotten about the horror of it by now

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BudaBeast · 14/10/2006 09:23

Do you have any of that yucky gloopy mess thing that kids play with? Can't remember what it is called but you know what I mean? you can mould it and throuw it at walls and it sticks etc???

You could put it in his shoe???

(Sorry very vague - killed off some brain cells last night with copious amouts of red wine!)

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