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When you are a full time mum - bringing up kids - what is the modern way to describe yourself?

Whenever people ask me - I just can't find the right word and normally blurt out "housewife"!!!!

It sounds so ridiculous doesn't it?

Any good ones anybody?

Well, SAHM (Stay At Home Mum) seems to be the one used here but I agree, there isn't a great expression. I used to say 'I'm at home bringing up children' god, watch people's faces glaze over at that one though. There ought to be a new word invented didn't there? Housewife is soooo fifties. Home maker is euughh.

A very patronising (David Brent) man I used to work for used to write on forms "domestic engineer" when he had been an insurance salesman. He genuinley thought that made the little woman happy!

Faces glaze over and then they start backing off!!

Shit shoveller, child physchologist, chef, cleaner, social secretary, accountant, gardener, interior designer, story teller, careers counsellor, activity organiser, peace keeper, - need I go on?

i useualy say cook cleaner pot washer interior decorator full time nanny shrink and a few others then ask them to take there pick to which i used to get your a very busy person arent you to which i'd say yes dont you have children and laugh

An Unwaged Worker.

Just say "I'm raising the people who will be paying your pension".

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I always tick "management" on forms.

Bitter

I don't like SAHM. It makes it seem that all I do is stay at home. I don't! But I'm not allowed to call myself a Full Time Mother, which is what I would prefer, because apparently that offends working mums.

I was a "Domestic Goddess" for a while, but have now decided to be "A Lady of Leisure"

It still has novelty value for me after 11 months.

Leisure? What leisure?

Oh yes, Mumsnet of course!

well pc I'm a working mum and I don't mind at all if you call yourself a full time mum!

I would say that I run a small business (baby farm lol!)

i refute "stay at home" as that is the last thing I do
I am a mum I say and thats it

oh yes I am a full time mUm as I do that full time; much as I respect womens right ot work when thsey are at work they are nt being a mum they are working !

otherwise, on that basis I could be a teacher/d ctpr and whatever I chose

its pc shite

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OOH galaxy you wait!
I not that people who oppose it would say they are dentists or whatever and not a part time mum on a form!

Coddy what about the 4 hours of my working day that I spend on mumsnet discussing my dd's developmental need, poo, sleep etc? Am I not being a mum then?

LOl cd

Then I can be a ! Down with pc (except when I agree with it)!

Freudian...that was meant to be 'FTM'.

And CD, no, you're not being a mum during those 4 hours, you're being a PTM...Part-Time Mumsnetter.

A consultant at the hosspital asked me this a couple of weeks ago and I said "er...housewife" and then felt pathetic. I didn't marry a house! I think SAHM is better than housewife. "Home-maker" makes me sound like Martha Stewart (but without the dodgy insider trading).

Another vote for full-time mum from a working mum here - seems like an accurate description to me. After all, you are being mummy 24 hours a day, I get 10 hours a day (inc. commute) being something else and paying someone else for childcare.

|But just because you're doing soething else at that moment you don't sstop being a mother while yyou're doing it...after all Jasper is still a dentist while she's putting her kids to bed, isn't she.

Well then Jasper can say, when asked (sorry Jasper, using you as an example) "I'm a full-time Mum. And a dentist."

It would just be nice to have a recognisable label, job desciption if you like, for being a Mum who doesn't have a job outside of being a Mum. Now that's awkward to say!