Swagger Inn - Thread 73. Is it STILL not 2nd January?

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Deck the Inn with Musketeers, falalalala etc.
None under my tree - bother.

LOOK COMTESS.........LOOK

Predictably I missed it, so thank you for the screencaps apricot, lovely! Santi looking gorgeous as ever, Dog looking pretty hot too.

Has anyone found it online anywhere? OMAG Tom Burke says 'God I love BBC iPlayer' under some screencaps

Just to finish you off elk, here are some more

man cleavage!

He does rock the 70's porn star look

Comtess am on M1 as we speak. May be doing slightly over 70. I'm still in my running gear but hey, that's me at my most alluring. Win/win if he's in the gym. And even bigger win if it's the hot-tub.

Sneaking in from work to have a look at the pics.

Well, that's set me up nicely for the rest of the day

Cwtch for Elk. (Soothing cuddle etc but yes - I know exactly where you're coming from on the shirt and fingers.) I love the idea of them all running from the BBC building - "Quick, get away before the wenches arrive..."

I'm sure someone has it on iplayer/youtube thing (calling all technowenches...). If not, hmmm, I have it recorded on the skybox and can playback/record it on the camera and then stuff it online somewhere. (Last resort option as long as DH doesn't delete it... )

Am off to try and locate enthusiasm. Suffering from post christmas 'meh'.

Hmm I'm actually really close ish to Manchester

I have to say, he looks bloody amazing at the moment. I've run out of pics but if you compare this with his appearance on Breakfast in January, although I love him regardless, there really is no comparison. He just looks so happy and pleased with himself now. And as stated elsewhere, the moustache will no doubt be for War and Peace.

I'm trying to record it on my computer, but it's gone back to the beginning of the programme, so I don't know whether I'll get it yet.

I think helen has it right for why Santi doesn't have bags - he knows he'll need to run fast.

Post Christmas 'meh' sums it up. I really am fed up with having to feed people & think of what to feed them. I am bored with food.

Doesn't Santi have the light brown holdall on a shoulder strap? Tom is holding his black bad in front of him (and doing a FAF smirk at camera), Luca has one on a shoulder strap with his coat stuffed on it, Howie has a camoflage (can't spell it) effort.

Maybe my motivation/enthusiasm is buried under DS's presents. That's me stuffed then. I'll never find it.

Elk

Fucking Elkfire.

(Incidentally that came up as 'Huddersfield' on my autocorrect. No. Not there. )

HE IS JUST SO FAF IT'S ALMOST UNBEARABLE.

I'm having a massive fangirl moment all morning. It's just as well I have a ft job as otherwise I can see that I would just be sat, bent over my phone in a protective huddle, flicking from web to Twatter, in a full time perve/comment marathon. With maybe the odd cuppa tea. Not productive wenches is it? But so easily done.

MUST. MAKE. MYSELF. DO. SOMETHING. WHICH. DOESNT. INVOLVE. LOOKING . AT. TOM. BURKE'S. FINGERS.

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I am entering the twins' bedroom for day 2 of sort outs. The boy/man fug (mixed with deodorant) is overwhelming. I've had the windows wide for an hour and it's feckin freezing in there so need to go in with a hot cuppa and a big jumper. I think this is the only way to try and move on with my life. (For a while anyway)

apricot: I have to say, he looks bloody amazing at the moment.

Yes he does AND YOU, Carolina and Elk got to see him. And TOUCH him.

Hope Mr Apricot feeling better now. He's still hailed as a hero in these parts .

Helen I thought that at first but after a lot of staring concluded that TB has the brown bag too.

Thank you my lovely. He's a bit better now.

Yes, I know, I just look at him on a screen and think, holy fuck, I've looked into those eyes. Sorry to keep on, but I can't help it.

Have just looked again. Brown bag def belongs to TB. Maybe I'll tweet Mr C in Chile to ask for a Santi bag explanation.

And I'm sure my Mum had that TB hair in 1987.

Actually, no. I'm adding the bag question to my clipboard.

Dh and dc have gone sledding.
Ds1s golf ball size neck lump appears to be going down...phew.
One load on, one in the dryer, another to go on.
Off to McDonald's with the dc and mum for lunch - I will have a coffee.
Then off to find ds1 some socks.
Where do they go?
All the socks? Where? I think I must have fucking borrowers living in my skirting boards...It's the only possibility.
Dh is really excelling himself this holiday...he broke a mirror yesterday. He forgot to put the dryer on (despite me asking 4 times) and made me think the washer was broken because he hadn't closed the door.
I know you wenches will understand when I convey how very very upset this made me :)

It really is like having 3 kids.
I have to check everything he does. It's pretty tiring.
I know I am due OTB soon so I know that isn't helping but he an utter fucktrumpet, and that is nothing to do with my hormones.

Thought the interview was shite. They must be so pissed off having to get up early for that travesty.
However....
"Muskier"
Worth watching for that alone.

Santi could have done with a hair wash before he left home - ew.
Like toms moustache...is it for war and peace do we think?

Dh has just rung...they will be late back.
Of course you will. Because you know we are going out.
Twat.

Ok ok I haven't started the clear out yet.

Oh Sparks you've just made me laugh so loudly ref tweeting papa for a Santi bag explanation. .

Yep. Tom's got two bags. The tan shoulder bag (got a copy of War n Peace script in there I would imagine for the train back home) and black overnighter with his Big Hair dryer....

Apricot, I think you're allowed to pretty much squuuueee forever....

Right. Bedroom. Boys. Now.

Clearing up that is.

Not all our Muskie boys in a bedroom now.

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Oh dear I've set myself off again ...

I too laughed out loud at sparkle confirming luggage details with papC, and at Tom carrying a bag just for his Babylis Big Hair...arf!

So he's Dolokhov then......typecast, or just always goes for the bastards?

Why did he say muskier?.....why? Pleeeeease someone explain

Bored. I need four Musketeers to swagger into the office. Failing four, just one in particular will do.

I would give my right arm for the Cardinal to sweep in right now!

sparkle howie called the lady anchor "darlin". And not in a good / excusable way. And whenever he opens his mouth, I personally now think he sounds like a pompous twat. Then I want to fall asleep / gag him so one of the others can talk. Even Dog.

Tom I think said "muskier". In response to bill numptychops asking how series 2 was different to series 1. Bless. Hence also why santi said "sexier"

Howie in response said something inane like "How do you mean, different?" then launched into a long, deliberately big-word strewn ramble. Thankfully santi cut in and said something short and incisive, along the lines of "darker, faster, sexier."

While the anchor was signing off you could still hear howie droning on, totally oblivious.

Oh sparkle I just saw that you had already seen the "darlin" bit. Fair dos. Still think he's a bit of a tit though...

livia drink hello! Miss you both. Hope youre not leaving just cos pc is not in s2...