Swagger Inn recovery thread. Rewatches and men in leather a pre-requisite for full recovery. Thread 66

[QueenAnneofAustriaSpain]

Well here we are. Bring the boys with you.

Did you have to lower the tone?

Aaaaaannnnd the sign of the cross bit has GMTRH AGAIN.

songs!

Oh no, it's Strictly Tavern

In other news, the connection bit in my laptop, where you touch in the charger has died. Yes, touch in not plug in because it''s the ShiteBook. Been to local shop trying to exchange the lead, for it was what I thought shite. But no it's the actual fucking computer,which repairing will cost an arm and a leg. That is when I get an Apple shitepoinment.

Sparks I think I luffs you. Yes I was hinting

And I now have Kim Wilde in my head singing. Did you ever see the video of her pissed on the tube singing it? Was great. I luffs Kim Wilde too. Kidzzzz in America and all that.

Possibly I luffs everyone tonight .

How about SpicyApricot re Christmas cooking? Or is that a bit crap.

Sorry Apes. I am struggling. The best I can do is It'sBeginningToLookApricotLikeChristmas

Oi Drink! I did one for you!

That is very nice, thank you, sparkle. Now can you try again? Xx

That's brill Sparks!

Que? MrsB? Oh I see, must have been a typo......

I have two pages open on my phone....

Best known Chrismas carols

And

All time favourite Christmas songs

Not helping though. Sparks, you're a more sober better wench than me!

Something ruder please!

This is the one with the fucking awesome snogging section at the 2 minute mark

I'm gutted actually. I think my best work has been and gone.

LetUs...... LETUSSSSS....,are you sure YOU wouldn't like to take WhenSantiGotStuckUpMyChimney ...??

Seems such a shame to waste it, and I can't really be bothered to change teams just for Christmas.

Yes I think I'm on those 2 pages too Hannah

Drink - bloody ingrate.

Thanks, I like it, but it's too long . Back to the drawing board.

I love that chimney one. I don't think I could change to that on twitter though. It might put Santi's Daddy off if I tweet him.

Also - she could have LetUsSnowLetUsSnowLetUsSnow

It's too frigging long???? Yeah, cos there's LOADS of Christmas titles you can easily squeeze 'Apricot' into

WenchingInADrinkyWankyLand?

Well, my list of Christmas songs has some that have passed me by over the years....Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me & Give U One 4 Christmas aren't often played while we're putting up our tree

No, I tried it, it won't fit

JingleBellApriRock?

JingleBellApricock?

JingleBellApricot?

Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo??????

They're making them up now.

Christmas No 4 in 1999, apparently. WTF?

Sparkle songs of the seventies were they?

That was SouthPark Sparkle.

HankeyPoo