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Swagger Inn recovery thread. Rewatches and men in leather a pre-requisite for full recovery. Thread 66

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QueenAnneofAustriaSpain · 15/11/2014 12:12

Well here we are. Bring the boys with you.

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TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 18/11/2014 19:19

Ehem Hmm

ApriClausIsComingToTown · 18/11/2014 19:27

Good news about DS Badders.

Well done Queen of Twitter. Grin

Helen the Elizabethan one, it is hilarious. The Russian one is more thought-provoking, Tom with an American accent.

FolknNorah · 18/11/2014 19:30

Aww ww she missed nonny too. How about an extra special squidge from me?

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 18/11/2014 19:31

Is his voice like melted chocolate?

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 18/11/2014 19:32

Ooh yes Norah Wink

ApriClausIsComingToTown · 18/11/2014 19:34

I'm saying nothing more, just go and listen. Wink

FolknNorah · 18/11/2014 19:44

No, if I get more wool I'll have to order it as there isn't a wool shop here. Well there's wellworth it which sells a bit of stuff but yeah.
I Think it's exciting too bee. I just don't seem to get twitter, I don't know how to do anything on there. Blush

Oblomov · 18/11/2014 20:00

dh watching football. don't like the booing of national anthem. that's not on, is it?

CarolSinger200 · 18/11/2014 20:04

Ooohhh... thanks for the downloads Apricot

MavisGrind · 18/11/2014 20:08

Evening all. Hope everyone is well, I haven't been able to catch up the last couple of days and it looks like I won't be able to tonight either

So, will see you around my lovelies. ttfn

SpanielFingers · 18/11/2014 20:14

I'm hoping to power through this now so I can hang up my quill.

*

A few weeks after they had arrived at Lady Beatrice's house, Lady Bea summoned Norah to attend her in her dressing room.
"Your handiwork has been much admired at court" she told Norah. Norah blushed uncomfortably. "So much so that the Queen would like to speak to you!"
Norah wasn't sure whether she heard right, so she just stared at Lady Beatrice.
"Did you hear me?" She frowned a little, then smiled at Norah's dumbfounded face. "Yes you did. Go, get ready, I presume you have a better dress than that? Yes? Put it on, I'll send Marie to dress your hair for you."
Norah nodded and curtsied before leaving.

"Wait here." They were instructed. Lady Bea went to sit by one of the windows and looked idly out of it. Norah, as she'd been instructed in the carriage ride over, stood just behind her feeling underdressed in her best dress.
It was snowing lightly outside, the falling snowflakes hypnotic and Norah felt herself soothed as they waited.
Behind them, people came and went, some were told to wait, some told to leave and try again another day.
The door to the meeting room opened. Lady Bea stood, beckoned to Norah to follow and went in.
Lady Bea approached the King and Queen on their thrones and curtsied low. Norah, standing further back did the same, keeping her eyes on the floor, wishing she was anywhere other than where she was. She glanced furtively up. Lady Caitlyn smiled slightly to encourage her.
"Lady Beatrice! It is good to see you again!" The Queen smiled and stood to kiss her friend. "Are you well? I trust the arrangements for the ball are going well?"
"Yes, as well as can be expected your majesty."
King Louis smiled happily,
"Well, it is all anyone is talking about these days. I hope it lives up to everyone's expectations." He warned.
Lady Bea inclined her head politely. Queen Anne stood up.
They all looked over to the doors as Cardinal Richelieu entered the room closely followed by Rocheforte.
Norah felt sick, her heart dropped to her stomach and she felt unsteady on her feet. Taking a deep breath she glanced up again at Lady Caitlyn who also looked pale. Her eyes flickered imperceptibly at Norah.
"Is this your dressmaker?" Queen Anne asked, smiling kindly at Norah.
"Yes, this is Norah." Lady Beatrice drew Norah forwards.
Norah curtsied again, her heart pounding.
"You are the one responsible for the wonderful dresses I have been seeing on Lady Beatrice and Comtesse?"
Norah curtsied again, head down.
"Yes your majesty"
The air seemed to grow heavy around them.
Louis stood up, clapping his hands together delightedly.
"Well, that is all very good I'm sure. Richelieu? What can I do for you?"
Richelieu paused, looking confused for an instant.
"Sire, I thought..." He glanced furiously at Lady Caitlin who remained impassive. "I have brought yet more news of the musketeers brawling in the streets."
"Come!" Said the Queen as Richelieu spoke to the King. "I wish to discuss my costume with you."
She nodded at Richelieu as she left the room through a door behind the thrones. Lady Caitlyn curtsied to the King and followed her with the other ladies in waiting. Lady Bea did the same, followed by a pale and shaky Norah.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 18/11/2014 20:21

letus how is it going? You lnow, painting the town red...

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 18/11/2014 20:24

Hi helen

Hi norah young lady, you dpn't look a day over 17

FolknNorah · 18/11/2014 20:32
FolknNorah · 18/11/2014 20:33

Is flourishing right then twatpad? Eh?
I wanted the word brandishing...

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 18/11/2014 20:46

Sorry little Meatball, and I know nothing about mammograms except that they look hellish painful and I'm avoiding them until I'm dragged in kicking and screaming.
I didn't miss out Nonny I was starting from when I last posted.

Off to cook tea now since DH is off out watching football...

Badvocinapeartree · 18/11/2014 20:50

Wtf? I feel bloody awful again Hmm

FolknNorah · 18/11/2014 20:53

Oh no badders! I felt like shit at about tea time, but not too bad now. Have you eaten or drunk anything today? Could you go to bed early?

Badvocinapeartree · 18/11/2014 20:56

Am in bed. Got the shivers and feel sick. I'm supposed to be away this weekend!!

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 18/11/2014 21:00

I've done it twice and it's not that bad, although my norks aint that big so that might have something to do with it.

Flowers to all sick wenches.

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball · 18/11/2014 21:01

Poor wifey Sad

CarolSinger200 · 18/11/2014 21:10

Hope those feeling poorly feel better soon.

XX

MadamedeChevreuse · 18/11/2014 21:21

Also watching football here.

Zzzzzz.

Cant believe how old ally mccoist looks! (This has nothing to do with the fact that Im now quite old too, obvs.) I used to have such a crush on him...

MadamedeChevreuse · 18/11/2014 21:27

elks man shape in his man cave

Swagger Inn recovery thread. Rewatches and men in leather a pre-requisite for full recovery. Thread 66
FlopsyTheSnowman · 18/11/2014 21:36

Hi everyone!
Thanks sparks for my lovely new name. You are a genius.
Sorry I've not been around much, I haven't abandoned the inn but life is getting in the way at the moment. I've skimmed RTFT but have retained a minimal amount. I just remember norah talking about Keanu Reeves which made me smile as we Re more alike than we realise. I had the six foot poster of him in leather waistcoat and trousers in my room.

Anyway, ILYA, I'll hopefully have more to tell you after my hospital appointment on Thursday. Til then, keeeeeeeeep perving

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